Nov 11 2011
The Five Things I’m Going to Do First in Skyrim
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At long last Skyrim has been released, and since I’m not cool enough to have a review up this early, I’m going to have to play it over the weekend just like you before you can hear my thoughts.
But I have some predictions about how at least the start of the game is going to go, as always tends to be the case in sandbox games like this. It was all true in Oblivion, and I bet it will be true here as well.
I’ve compiled my thoughts in hastily drawn animated form as you can see above, and you can check out the rest of the comics below.
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This is about right. Halt, criminal scum!
I’m waiting for mine to be delivered right now. Can’t wait to spend the entire weekend playing with my 12 inch dragon.
Haha. Awesome. So true. The last cartoon reminded me of the college humor link video they did.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbUqEPUZ-ds&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fresults%3Fsearch_query%3Dcollege%2Bhumor%2Blink%2527s%2Bdistractions%26aq%3D0%26oq%3Dcollege%2Bhumor%2Blin
lol, nice work paul, all of these were awesome.
I actually only took me about 15 minutes in the creator to make a look I was happy with. I expected to be there much longer.
Pretty much a yep to all of these. Watch out for the swinging gate with spikes trap. You’ll know it when you find it.
dear god man hurry up and starting playing not so you can write the review here quicker just so you can experience probably one of the best games of all time!
disregard main plot, aqcuire side plots could not be truer im on maybe my fourth main quest, like out of thirty, and im level 18 from all the amazing distractions, bethesda really outdid themselves
Yeah the Golden Claw side quest from Riverwood, took me like 1.5 to 2 hours to complete I don’t remember any dungeon side quest being that long in Oblivion.
Good stuff. I managed to successfully slay a giant at level 5 by commanding a nearby wooly mammoth to do my bidding using my wood elf’s racial power. The time before that, he hit me once and I literally flew about 50 feet into the air as I died instantly. Now I carry his big toe with me. Suck it, overpowered enemies!
Been loving it so far. Watch in amusement as a wooly mammoth had a fight with a dragon. Surprisingly the mammoth won. I still got the soul though. Makes me wonder how the dragons were so feared if they can be killed by something so slow. Up to about level 12 with my night elf. Working on the dark brotherhood quests.
How about put a pot or bucket on the head of everyone in town and rob them blind …
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lmao at the helmet after first quest