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	<title>Comments on: If I Had a Van, This Would Be Painted On It</title>
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		<title>By: Armond White Loves Jack And Jill, Star Wars Unicorns, And Vodka Tampons &#8211; Dog and Pony Show - Better at the internet than you...</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2011/11/11/if-i-had-a-van-this-would-be-painted-on-it/#comment-505453</link>
		<dc:creator>Armond White Loves Jack And Jill, Star Wars Unicorns, And Vodka Tampons &#8211; Dog and Pony Show - Better at the internet than you...</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 15:01:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] a weird boner from this picture of Star Wars unicorns doesn&#8217;t make you gay. At least that&#8217;s what I&#8217;VE been telling [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] a weird boner from this picture of Star Wars unicorns doesn&#8217;t make you gay. At least that&#8217;s what I&#8217;VE been telling [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Jim Lahey</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jim Lahey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 02:07:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[@Kittiy

You just proved my point... the only one defending this is a girl, which is exactly what I said.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Kittiy</p>
<p>You just proved my point&#8230; the only one defending this is a girl, which is exactly what I said.</p>
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		<title>By: RBourn</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2011/11/11/if-i-had-a-van-this-would-be-painted-on-it/#comment-502728</link>
		<dc:creator>RBourn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 18:10:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#039;re on a van Charlieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We&#8217;re on a van Charlieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee</p>
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		<title>By: dave</title>
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		<dc:creator>dave</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 05:58:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[yeahhhh, and that van would be parked out in the middle of a field just like the uncle in &#039;Napoleon Dynamite&#039;.......hiding out from the sex offender registry.....lol]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yeahhhh, and that van would be parked out in the middle of a field just like the uncle in &#8216;Napoleon Dynamite&#8217;&#8230;&#8230;.hiding out from the sex offender registry&#8230;..lol</p>
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		<title>By: Kittiy</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2011/11/11/if-i-had-a-van-this-would-be-painted-on-it/#comment-501323</link>
		<dc:creator>Kittiy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 04:45:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jim Lahey - you are a douchebag. This is awesome. That is all.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jim Lahey &#8211; you are a douchebag. This is awesome. That is all.</p>
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		<title>By: Stephen Jack</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2011/11/11/if-i-had-a-van-this-would-be-painted-on-it/#comment-501314</link>
		<dc:creator>Stephen Jack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 04:41:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Honestly, I prefer Icelandic Saga Viking Star Wars.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Honestly, I prefer Icelandic Saga Viking Star Wars.</p>
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		<title>By: pqphillips</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2011/11/11/if-i-had-a-van-this-would-be-painted-on-it/#comment-501291</link>
		<dc:creator>pqphillips</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 04:21:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey Jim, you do realize that originally unicorns did not frolick with virgins so much as spear them through the torso and feast upon their flesh, right?

Yeah, Unicorns got Twilighted long before Stephenie Meyer single handedly anal-raped the vampire mythos...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Jim, you do realize that originally unicorns did not frolick with virgins so much as spear them through the torso and feast upon their flesh, right?</p>
<p>Yeah, Unicorns got Twilighted long before Stephenie Meyer single handedly anal-raped the vampire mythos&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: jenn</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2011/11/11/if-i-had-a-van-this-would-be-painted-on-it/#comment-501285</link>
		<dc:creator>jenn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 04:17:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Beats the wolf and moon tee shirts any day...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Beats the wolf and moon tee shirts any day&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: fred296</title>
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		<dc:creator>fred296</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2011 01:28:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[meh.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>meh.</p>
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		<title>By: MrRiggs</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2011/11/11/if-i-had-a-van-this-would-be-painted-on-it/#comment-498006</link>
		<dc:creator>MrRiggs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 22:35:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I would add a penis to the Unicorns, YEA BOIIII!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would add a penis to the Unicorns, YEA BOIIII!!</p>
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