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Nov 11 2011

If I Had a Van, This Would Be Painted On It

Published by Paul Tassi at 3:00 pm under Images,Morning Link,Oddly Enough

Alright, this is officially the single greatest Star Wars related image of all time. The Star Wars saga has been retold in many ways, and has experienced many crossovers, but none can hold a candle to the saga being retold by unicorns. You just cannot top that.

This amazing scene can adorn your wall or laptop or iPhone forever if you pick up a copy of it over at Society 6. You will automatically become one of the top 50 coolest people on earth if you buy one.

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11 Responses to “If I Had a Van, This Would Be Painted On It”

# Jim Laheyon 11 Nov 2011 at 4:11 pm

DISCLAIMER: I am sorry to any actual homosexual people for what I am about to say, this has nothing to do with actual sexuality.

It doesn’t matter that this is Star Wars-related, because unicorns are hands down THE gayest creatures ever invented by mythology. They don’t belong anywhere that isn’t one of those little girl felt canvas things you color in with markers.
# MrRiggson 11 Nov 2011 at 5:35 pm

I would add a penis to the Unicorns, YEA BOIIII!!
# fred296on 11 Nov 2011 at 8:28 pm

meh.
# jennon 12 Nov 2011 at 11:17 pm

Beats the wolf and moon tee shirts any day…
# pqphillipson 12 Nov 2011 at 11:21 pm

Hey Jim, you do realize that originally unicorns did not frolick with virgins so much as spear them through the torso and feast upon their flesh, right?

Yeah, Unicorns got Twilighted long before Stephenie Meyer single handedly anal-raped the vampire mythos…
# Stephen Jackon 12 Nov 2011 at 11:41 pm

Honestly, I prefer Icelandic Saga Viking Star Wars.
# Kittiyon 12 Nov 2011 at 11:45 pm

Jim Lahey – you are a douchebag. This is awesome. That is all.
# daveon 13 Nov 2011 at 12:58 am

yeahhhh, and that van would be parked out in the middle of a field just like the uncle in ‘Napoleon Dynamite’…….hiding out from the sex offender registry…..lol
# RBournon 13 Nov 2011 at 1:10 pm

We’re on a van Charlieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
# Jim Laheyon 13 Nov 2011 at 9:07 pm

@Kittiy

You just proved my point… the only one defending this is a girl, which is exactly what I said.
# Armond White Loves Jack And Jill, Star Wars Unicorns, And Vodka Tampons – Dog and Pony Show - Better at the internet than you...on 14 Nov 2011 at 10:01 am

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