Sep 30 2011

Five Reasons I’m Extremely Pumped for Dexter’s 6th Season

Published by at 8:00 am under Television

My favorite show on television is nearly upon us:  Dexter!   Where have you been buddy?  And with the tagline “All Hell Breaks Loose” I think we’ll be in for a treat.

For 5 years we’ve been closely watching the mysterious and devious ways of one of TV’s most beloved serial killers.  Will he get caught?  Will this be the season things start to unravel?  Who knows but I know it’ll be a great ride.

I cannot wait for it to start.  And to kick it off, here are five reasons I’m psyched for it all to begin again….

Dexter’s Leash is Barely There Anymore

What’s going to be the most interesting is the fact that Dexter is now single, will have a nanny, and is more unfettered than he’s been in at least 3 seasons.  The dude is going to go back on a serious rampage and that means more sex, more violence, more fun, and certainly more comic relief.   I don’t mind a lighter side to Dexter after all the suspense.  Of course we all know the show is going to pull us in no matter what and obviously there will be a serious side.

Mos Def Has Earned a Recurring Role

Mos Def, born Dante Smith, will play a “hardened ex-con who claims to have found religion yet seems to continually find himself surrounded by violence.”  Yup, this has the makings of a great plot.  How he and Dexter will interact remains a mystery.

He’s Definitely Going To Bang his New Nanny

Aimee Garcia has apparently landed the role of his new nanny and yes, she’s hot.  So come on.    She’s also apparently the younger sister of detective Bautista.  Do you realize how awesome this is going to be?  It’s inevitable that they’re going to have sex and Dexter is going to have to hide this.  How he’ll do this will surely be fun.

Can Colin Hanks Cut It?

Yup, apparently the son of Tom Hanks has earned his way into one of cable’s most successful shows.  Personally I don’t see it but you never know.  I’m used to seeing this kid in dumb college movies.   But who knows.  If he has a dark side then just maybe he’ll pull it off.

Every Single Plot Line Imaginable

I know this is general but isn’t it just so true?  Will Dexter’s sis find out anything?  You can be damned sure she’ll be awfully close.   How about Bautista?  How about Misuka?  How about anyone in the police department?  Aren’t they detectives for God’s sake???  Haha just kidding.  Dexter’s a little too crafty.   Seriously though, who’s he gonna have sex with?  Who will he kill?  Whose the next John Lithgow gonna be?   There’s just so much going on.   And will they set up for a season 7 where the show ends and Dexter gets caught?  Only time will tell….

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16 Responses to “Five Reasons I’m Extremely Pumped for Dexter’s 6th Season”

  1. Roganon 30 Sep 2011 at 9:04 am

    Didn’t like this article. Seem you’re obsessed with who Dexter will have sex with.

  2. JuanSoloon 30 Sep 2011 at 9:07 am

    Colin Hanks will be fine. He was good in the priest role in season 2 of Mad Men.

  3. Nattybon 30 Sep 2011 at 9:27 am

    Eh, I think that’s a bit much

  4. Mandyon 30 Sep 2011 at 9:39 am

    He was amazing in The Pacific.. I think he’ll be great.

    This season is going to be weird, him seeking religion.. ugh.

  5. The cable guyon 30 Sep 2011 at 9:46 am

    Maybe Dexter will have sex with Colin Hanks?!?

  6. Frothy_Hamon 30 Sep 2011 at 9:56 am

    I’m one of the only people who enjoyed The Good Guys apparently (though that was mostly because of Bradley Whitford) so I’m glad to see Colin Hanks on TV again.

  7. Bryanon 30 Sep 2011 at 11:22 am

    Loved this article. Seem like you’re obsessed with who Dexter will have sex with.

  8. Blake Shrapnelon 30 Sep 2011 at 12:31 pm

    I really liked the first season but the second kind of sucked. Does it get better after that?

  9. Sketchon 30 Sep 2011 at 1:08 pm

    Uh dude…Edward James Olmos? How did you miss that one??

  10. Dudeon 30 Sep 2011 at 2:13 pm

    It’s Batista and Masuka, big fan.

  11. SickPon 30 Sep 2011 at 4:04 pm

    If you can’t wait, it’s been here for a week.

    I like sockshare and putlocker links.

    It sucks watching it last week and then having to wait for the next one.

  12. Joshon 30 Sep 2011 at 4:49 pm


    That is all.

  13. abbyon 30 Sep 2011 at 4:59 pm

    he better NOT fuck the new nanny. Dexter is better off with no sex partners or any kind of romantic ties.

  14. Andyon 30 Sep 2011 at 5:08 pm

    I can always tell a nattyb article by the way it’s written.

  15. Alex Geronimoon 01 Oct 2011 at 7:41 am

    Yeah, look how bad Lumen fucked up last season. So glad that show ruining bitch is gone. Hopefully this season will be great, especially with Olmos aboard. First episode looked pretty great.

  16. PerryDigitalon 03 Oct 2011 at 8:33 am

    @The Cable Guy

    You’re not alone! Granted I watched mostly for Whitford too, he’s fucking awesome, but overall I thought The Good Guys was a fantastic show!

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