Sep 08 2011
After the Inevitable Disney Buyout of Nintendo
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In the world of mega-corporations it’s not that insane to imagine that someday someone like Disney might buy out someone like Nintendo. That would probably be one step closer to corporate armageddon, but who cares? It means we could see awesome titles like this.
Smash Bros. fighting style would lend itself to many awesome character battles, but I have to say, I think a Disney character smackdown would be one of my favorites. The lineup here is fantastic, and I can already imagine some of the special movies. Pooh sicks honeybees on Aladdin who blocks with his magic carpet. Wall-E has an electric taser but is outranged by Buzz’s deadly laser. I would love to see a Simba vs. Shere Khan match. What the hell would Belle do? I suppose if Peach could somehow be useful, maybe she could too. Mickey would be Mr. All-Around like Mario, and thankfully there’s no Minnie that would be his Luigi. I hate clone characters.
I could do this all day. As you can see, the possibilities are endless!
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Jafar vs. Hades would be the greatest matchup of all time.
I would totally play the crap out of that.
Credit where reddit is due: http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/k80o5/coming_right_after_the_disneynintendo_merger/
I would love it if Woody’s special attacks were poisoning a water hole and putting a snake in someone’s boots. That would be the greatest thing ever. And Buzz could have a falling with style special move where he crashes nto the ground with a rocket on him and explodes, hitting everyone around him.
flick would be like snake with all his little gadgets.
dumbo is essentially kirby.
I would like to add characters from Atlantis.
@Reed are you serious? The characters from atlantis are kind of boring to warrant a smash bros character. Plus, they aren’t exactly iconic disney characters like everyone here. Don’t get me wrong, I live that movie. I just don’t think the characters have selling power
this is missing baloo, who would surely be my character of choice.
No! No! No! No! No! Don’t let this happen! I don’t want Disney buying out Nintendo. That can’t be possible, especially since this is coming from someone who is a loyal Nintendo gamer who easily despises the Walt Disney Company. Please don’t make it a reality!