Sep 08 2011

After the Inevitable Disney Buyout of Nintendo

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In the world of mega-corporations it’s not that insane to imagine that someday someone like Disney might buy out someone like Nintendo. That would probably be one step closer to corporate  armageddon, but who cares? It means we could see awesome titles like this.

Smash Bros. fighting style would lend itself to many awesome character battles, but I have to say, I think a Disney character smackdown would be one of my favorites. The lineup here is fantastic, and I can already imagine some of the special movies. Pooh sicks honeybees on Aladdin who blocks with his magic carpet. Wall-E has an electric taser but is outranged by Buzz’s deadly laser. I would love to see a Simba vs. Shere Khan match. What the hell would Belle do? I suppose if Peach could somehow be useful, maybe she could too. Mickey would be Mr. All-Around like Mario, and thankfully there’s no Minnie that would be his Luigi. I hate clone characters.

I could do this all day. As you can see, the possibilities are endless!

 

 




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9 Responses to “After the Inevitable Disney Buyout of Nintendo”

  1. Joshon 08 Sep 2011 at 3:19 pm

    Jafar vs. Hades would be the greatest matchup of all time.

  2. Archguruon 08 Sep 2011 at 3:23 pm

    I would totally play the crap out of that.

  3. Cerealon 08 Sep 2011 at 3:40 pm

    Credit where reddit is due: http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/k80o5/coming_right_after_the_disneynintendo_merger/

  4. Jim Laheyon 08 Sep 2011 at 5:22 pm

    I would love it if Woody’s special attacks were poisoning a water hole and putting a snake in someone’s boots. That would be the greatest thing ever. And Buzz could have a falling with style special move where he crashes nto the ground with a rocket on him and explodes, hitting everyone around him.

  5. tissmekyleon 08 Sep 2011 at 11:27 pm

    flick would be like snake with all his little gadgets.
    dumbo is essentially kirby.

  6. Reedon 09 Sep 2011 at 2:01 am

    I would like to add characters from Atlantis.

  7. Jim Laheyon 09 Sep 2011 at 11:09 am

    @Reed are you serious? The characters from atlantis are kind of boring to warrant a smash bros character. Plus, they aren’t exactly iconic disney characters like everyone here. Don’t get me wrong, I live that movie. I just don’t think the characters have selling power

  8. Keith McBeefon 24 Nov 2011 at 5:40 pm

    this is missing baloo, who would surely be my character of choice.

  9. Zorua McCloudon 16 Feb 2012 at 8:10 pm

    No! No! No! No! No! Don’t let this happen! I don’t want Disney buying out Nintendo. That can’t be possible, especially since this is coming from someone who is a loyal Nintendo gamer who easily despises the Walt Disney Company. Please don’t make it a reality!

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