If you’re not watching Parks and Recreation yet, what the hell is wrong with you? There are like, four funny shows on TV now, and Parks and Rec is definitely in the top two. Get your act together so you can understand quotes like these.

In any case, it’s good to see that the folks at Ben and Jerry’s are big Ron Swanson fans and…oh really? It’s just photoshop? DAMNIT! ALthough thinking about it, the prospect of bacon and eggs ice cream is a lot less appetizing once you think about it for more than one second.

I vote they just let Tom Haverford name all their ice cream flavors for a day. “Vanilla is Nilly Nill, Chocolate Chunk is Carl Winslow.”