I wasn’t allowed to play much paintball growing up, thanks to douchebag Joey Winston down the street who shot his eye out while cleaning his gun, but the few times I did manage to sneak away and play, I had a blast.

But my little rental guns had nothing on this beast, a fully modded Gears of War Lancer, equipped to shoot paintballs at a blinding speed. Thankfully the chainsaw is non-functional, or else the matches might get a bit…escalated.

Can anyone top this with a BFG paintball mod? It just shoots actual exploding paint cans.