Jun 30 2011

Awesome Quotes from 10 Quentin Tarantino Movies

Published by at 8:00 am under Lists,Movies

Now I know it’s nearly impossible to please everyone here.   I really just wanted to write this article to have a small walk down memory lane of Quentin Tarentino movies.   Sure I know there are 1000s of amazing quotes that can be used, but I tried my best to pick one from each of these 10 movies that I felt struck a chord in me.

Doesn’t mean it struck a chord in you.  So relax.  Anyway,  not all these movies are Tarantino directed but all have his involvement in the writing of the script.

Enjoy!

From Dusk Till Dawn


OK we all know the funny stuff is the lewd Cheech Marin P*ssy Lovers! Scene but here’s another goodie.

Seth: Peachy, Kate. The world’s my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother’s heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don’t believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything’s hunky-dory.

Pulp Fiction


You could use any quote from Jules here but obviously this one’s appropriate.  Granted Tarantino didn’t write it but he was still wise enough to put it in his movie.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

Reservoir Dogs


We had just gotten away from the cops. He just got shot. It was my f*kin’ fault he got shot. He’s a f*kin’ bloody mess – he’s screaming. I swear to god, I thought he was gonna die right then and there. I’m tryin’ to comfort him, tellin’ him not to worry, he’s gonna be okay, I’m gonna take care of him. And he asked me what my name was. I mean, the man was dyin’ in my arms. What the f*ck was I supposed to tell him? “Sorry, I can’t give out that information! It’s against the rules! I don’t trust you enough! Or maybe I should’ve, but I couldn’t!” F*ck you! F*ck Joe!

Kill Bill


Simple and to the point.

Revenge is never a straight line. It’s a forest, And like a forest it’s easy to lose your way… To get lost… To forget where you came in.

Inglourious Basterds


There are tons of quotes from this movie but I think nothing is more appropriate in terms of capturing the character of Colonel Hanz Landa (I think the film’s best character) than this line….

Oooh, that’s a bingo!

It’s perfect.  It shows how humorous and yet destructive he is.  It shows his somewhat flawed English.  And if I could only show his face when he says this line, you’ll understand where I’m coming from.

Desperado


This is a very funny joke.

This guy comes into a bar, walks up to the bartender. Says, “Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I’m gonna bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single, solitary drop.” The bartender looks. I mean, we’re talking, like, this glass is like a good ten feet away. He says, “Now wait, let me get this strait. You’re tryin’ to tell me you’ll bet me $300 that you can piss, standing over here, way over there into that glass, and not spill a single drop?” Customer looks up and says, “That’s right.” Bartender says, “Young man, you got a bet.” The guy goes, “Okay, here we go. Here we go.” Pulls out his thing. He’s lookin’ at the glass, man. He’s thinkin’ about the glass. He’s thinkin’ about the glass. Glass. He’s thinkin’ about the glass, glass. Thinkin’ about his dick. Dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass. And then, *foosh*, he lets it rip. And he-he’s pisses all over the place, man. He’s pissin’ on the bar. He pissin’ on the stools, on the floor, on the phone, on the bartender! He’s pissing everywhere *except* the fucking glass! Right? Okay. So, bartender, he’s laughing his fuckin’ ass off. He’s $300 richer. He’s like, “Ha, ha, ha, ha!” Piss dripping off his face. “Ha, ha, ha, ha!” He says, “You fucking idiot, man! You got it in everything except the glass! You owe me $300 punta.” Guy goes, “Excuse me just one-one little second.” Goes in the back of the bar. In back, there’s a couple of guys playing pool. He walks over to them. Comes back to the bar. Goes, “Here you go, Mr. Bartender, 300.” And the bartender’s like, “What the fuck are you so happy about? You just lost $300, idiot!” The guy says, “Well, see those guys over there? I just bet them $500 a piece that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, piss on your phone, and piss on you, and not only would you not be mad about it, you’d be happy.”

Sin City


Honestly there’s so much to this movie that it’s tough to pick one quote but I kind of enjoyed the narration by Clive Owen and Mickey Rourke so I selected this one.  Frank Miller by the way.

Marv:  The night’s as hot as hell. It’s a lousy room in a lousy part of a lousy town – I’m staring at a goddess. She’s telling me she wants me. I’m not going to waste one more minute wondering how I’ve gotten this lucky. She smells like angels ought to smell, the perfect woman… the Goddess. Goldie. She says her name is Goldie.

Grindhouse


It’s nearly impossible to avoid using Stuntman Mike in this movie….

You know how people say, YOU’RE OKAY IN MY BOOK, or AND IN MY BOOK THAT’S NO GOOD. Well, I actually have… a book. And everybody I ever met goes in this book. And now I’ve met you, and… YOU’RE GOING IN THE BOOK TOO. Unfortunately, now I’m gonna have to file you under chicken… shit.

True Romance


I could use the whole “where Sicilians came from” bit here but it’s a little too edgy.   So here’s something a bit more awesome.

“Don’t condescend me man.  I’ll f*king kill you man.”

Admit it, Brad Pitt was amazing in the little role he did have in this flick.

Jackie Brown


Anything from Samuel L and you’re golden.  I happen to like this one.

Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they’re actually proud of that shit.





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25 responses so far

  • crazytom

    sin city quote is mickey rourke duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

  • Jim

    I think he put Marv there because that’s the character’s name in the movie.

  • Sam

    QT had no part in the writing of Sin City. He directed one scene, but that line is all frank miller. As for the pulp fiction one, it is incredibly badass but the dude is quoting the bible. If you’re going to compile a list of quentin tarantino lines, make sure they’re all written by or delivered by quentin tarantino. Just my two cents. Great idea for a list though.

    • Nattyb

      Valid points Sam. Just updated the article a bit. I mean I could have used “It’s the one that says Bad Motherf*cker on it.” :)

  • http://theitemshop.net Andy

    There are a lot of Rodriguez movies in there.

    • Nattyb

      Yes but Tarantino had a hand in all of them.

  • Sam

    My personal favorite pulp fiction quote is “english, motherfucker, do you speak it?” In fact that’s my ringtone for whenever I get a text message.

  • Rob

    The quote from Pulp Fiction was written for the movie. Only about 5% of that entire quote is actually in the bible the rest is totally fictional.

  • http://mandyatlarge.com Mandy

    He did not write Desperado, was only in the movie.

  • xXburekXx

    Mr.wolf was the best, although he wasnt in the movie long

    “That’s 30 minutes away. I’ll be there in 10″

    “i’m Winston Wolf. I solve problems”

  • morty

    picky bitches…snazzy list is snazzy, thanks nattyb!

  • J5

    Awesome list, I love the Jackie Brown quote cause he just keeps going after that too, “The AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.”

  • Bandit

    Cherry Darling: I’m Cherry.
    Dr. Dakota Block: You sure are.

  • Ben

    i read that the Pulp Fiction bible verse was completely made up for the film by Quentin Tarentino

  • Mota

    Agreed with the whle Ezekiel 25:17 being made up and not actually in the Bible.
    If you actually look up Ezekiel 25:17 it’s a completely different quote from what I’ve told.
    Decent quotes, but yea there’s just too many to choose from, so this list feels incomplete XD
    Pulp Fiction alone would fill this list

  • http://www.tabbi.net tabbi

    “Okay harddrinkers, lets drink hard.”

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  • Nomad

    I can’t even read Nattyb articles anymore. They’re poorly written with uninspired material and a lot of inaccuracies.

  • jfry

    Others have said this, but seriously, this list is just disturbingly inaccurate. Your definition of a Tarantino movie is questionable at best. He guest directed ONE scene in Sin City for a dollar. Desperado is also a Rodriguez film, Tarantino just happens to say that line. Also, why would you use an image from the Rodriguez portion of Grindhouse for your introduction to a quote from Kurt Russell? Just because Tarantino “had a hand in it” doesn’t make it a Tarantino film. And again, that is not actually what Ezekial 25:17 actually says. Tarantino did write the overwhelming majority of it. You took a great idea for a list and managed to ruin it with inaccuracies and just overall laziness. Way to go.

  • jfry

    also, why do most of these quotes have an introduction that basically says “I could have picked this quote but for some arbitrary reason I decided to only reference it and give you this inferior one instead?” Why not just go with the first choice? And what’s the point of this list? It’s clearly not your favorites or even what you consider the best. It’s literally just ten random quotes from different movies that Tarantino had some sort of contact with. Why? We’ve all seen the movies. We don’t need to be reminded that there are awesome quotes in these movies. It’s the reason we like them in the first place. Please put more than 10 minutes of work into your posts. We’re taking the time to read them, it would be nice if you took that into consideration.

  • edwardjr2112

    Do you realize that quote is actually a verb? Quotation is a noun. You quote a famous line. That line from that movie is my favorite quotation. Get it?

  • drew

    stuntman mike is from death proof.

  • drew

    And the best quotation from that movie is, ” There are few things as fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel.”- Stuntman Mike

  • Jesus

    “I dare you, i double dare you mother fucker say what one more god danm time” or “I dont remember asking you a GOD DAMN THING!!!!”

  • http://moviejit.com Movie Jit

    Mayor Hostetler: There are some wars you fight and some wars you walk away from, this is the fighting kind.
    – Broken City
    http://www.moviejit.com/category/cool-movie-quotes/

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