Jun 20 2011
Unreality’s Burn Notice Season Five Giveaway
Another week, another awesome giveaway, and this might be our best one to date. Unreality is teaming up with USA Network, who is aiming to promote the season five premiere of Burn Notice that starts this Thursday at 9 EST. I’ve managed to see an early preview of the first episode and yes, the show is as badass as it’s ever been and I still want to be Michael Westen in real life.
Ahead of the premiere, USA has put together a rather awesome prize package I’m supposed to give away to a lucky reader. It includes the $220 Tivoli iPal Radio, a portable, battery-charged radio that also serves as an iPod speaker. Not only that, but they’ll throw in a Burn Notice prize pack that includes all previous seasons of the show on DVD and best of all, a Chuck Finley Comic-Con t-shirt. Can’t beat that.
So what do you have to do to win? I’ve come up with a little caption contest for an image you can see below. Just think of the best conversation Michael and Fiona might be having, and if yours is hilarious, you’ll win. If they all suck, I’ll pick someone randomly, so it doesn’t hurt to at least try and enter. Use your real email address when you comment, so I can let you know if you win. As this is for USA, this is open to USA residents only, sorry internationals. But we still love you!
Check out the photo to be captioned below, and submit your entry in the comments. Winners will be announced in a week or so.
Caption this:
Disclaimer: The prize was provided by USA Network, but USA Network is not a sponsor, administrator, or involved in any other way with this giveaway. All opinions expressed in the post are my own and not those of the company.
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Our long-distance romance is working so far. I can see your face clearly. Yea I know Fi, but this is the safest way to have a date right now.
Michael: “Do you like scary movies?”
Fiona: “…”
“That man is coming your way, Fiona, watch out!”
“I think … yep, that’s the mailman.”
Michael: “Hey, slightly off topic, but did you know I was in Blair Witch Two: Book of Shadows?”
Fiona: *hangs up*
Michael (Voiceover): After you’ve been burned, your chances of survival depend on two things — superior intellect and top-notch technology.
Fiona: We’ve enabled GPS tracking on Mendoza. Just use your phone to keep him in your sights.
Michael: Okay, let me just — wait a minute. Fi, where’s the App Store on my Razr?
Fiona: *sighing* Michael, you know you can’t –
Michael: Oh man, sweet! You can buy any MIDI ringtone you want for two bucks. Is Corey Hart spelled with a “K” or a “C”? *30 seconds of silence* Okay, call me back in two minutes so I can test this baby out?
Fiona: But what about Mendoza?
Michael: Is that the boy band that Ricky Martin was in? I’m sure they have ringtones for that, too. Listen, I only need two minutes. It’s hard to read the screen through these binoculars.
Fiona: But —
*click*
Michael: It’s burn your bra Tuesday
Fiona: Chive on
Michael – My god, i see him, It was Sam!
Fiona – I can’t believe that drunk glued these phones to our faces
Fiona: Michael, Sam can’t still be in there! It’s been three days!
Michael: I know Fi, but you know how he gets when he’s on a bender.
Fiona: Tell me he’s not…
Michael: Yes. I can see the screen from here. It’s been Briscoe County Jr. on loop for 72 hours straight.
Michael: What are you wearing?
Fiona: Nothing…
Michael: Lies! I can see you.
Fiona: Then why did you ask what I am wearing?
Michael: ….heehee
“Fiona, I’m already seeing about 500 stars… and what the hell is a ‘Bergdof Goodman’ anyway?”
“That’s not our concern Michael. Concentrate on the client. We’ve gotta help this girl.”
Michael: “You should get some sleep, you look tired.”
Fiona: “What?!”
*Bourne Ultimatum music comes on*
Michael: By the way, you look great…
Fiona: But you’re not supposed to-
Michael: Dont worry, I’m at exactly 500 ft away.
Michael: Guuuuuurl, you look like a train wreck. Hell, I could rock that dress better than you.
Fiona: *Sigh* Michael, you’re such a bitch.
“So that’s the plan from our *great* leader, huh? Just sit here on our butts.”
“I never said I was your great leader.”
M: Fi, there’s a priest running after a child..
F: What? Michael, do something!
M: Don’t worry, it’s a fat kid, he won’t get far..
F: Michael!
M: Yeah, he caught the chubby tubby..
F: Michael!?!?
M: I’m kidding Fi, he’s been fucking him the whole time..
or…
M: I’m in position..
F: Do you see the client?
M: Yeah, she’s talking to some German guy… Damn it’s windy here..
F: Do you see any other people around mrs.Lopez?
M: No, just her and… wow..
F: Michael?
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M: Fi, you’ll have to speak up I’m using binoculars
F: I said I’m going to do something that you wouldn’t approve of but will anyway, get in over my head, require you to come bail me out…probably with Sam…Jessie is optional…your mom is required, and only minorly inconvenience your current attempts to do whatever you were doing previously.
Michale : you hang up first.
Fiona : no you!
Michael: When you get the chance Fi, you should really ask Sam to show you his boomstick. They don’t call him Mr. Axe for nothing.
Fiona: …
“Have you ever seen a tiger and wanted to cover it up?”
“…”
Michael: Hey Fi where are you?
Fi: At home popping some popcorn and planning on watching some Lifetime, why?
Michael : Well I see that Ninth street Salon and Beauty just exploded in a ball of flame…… and well I remembered that they messed up your hair coloring last week and well…….I just assumed……..
Fi: Michael that offends me that you that I would do something like that and it was Ruby’s on 138th and its not set to explode till Thursday night.
Dumb one
Michael: I have Finally found your mom Fi.
Fi. Really Michael that’s great.
Michael: Have you ever heard the saying, To see what your girlfriend will look like when she gets older look at her mother?
Fi: No why ?
Michael: I am sorry Fi after seeing your mom I’m leaving you.
Michael: Who’s that! Is that the guy who burned me?!
Phiona: No. It’s just some idiot who got into an unbelievably bad situation by doing the right thing. Let’s tell him to leave town then blow up his problem after he refuses.
BURN NOTICE
Michael: do you ever look through binoculars backwards just so everything looks super tiny and you feel like a giant?
Fiona: uh…no
Michael: …Oh yeah, me neither. That would be lame.
Michael: As a spy, it’s important to be familiar with your surroundings. It’s a good idea to show up to a meeting a couple of hours early, in order to survey the area and check for any possible ambushes.
Fiona: Who are you talking to?
Michael:”Sometimes it’s fun to just watch Sam putting the moves on women. Did you know ever since a bad camping trip from some years back, he developed Acrotomophilia? ”
Fiona:……
Michael: Fi, it looks like I’m in big trouble
Fiona: You mean you still can’t find any yoghurt.
Michael: I’ve got a visual on you, looks like the coast is clear.
Fiona: Michael, we’re not there yet. Just because you hold the binoculars backwards and talk on the phone, it doesn’t mean that we’re far away. *sigh*
Michael: Don’t look now Fi, but there is a camera 3 feet from your face…
Fi: ……….
Michael: *serious-voice* “I wanna play a game….”
Fiona: *hurrdurr-voice* “jeopardy or what?”
but since i’m not from the us, good luck to all :O
mike – ok fi, dont freak out, but im watching myself, watching myself, watch myself on this guys TV right now.
fi- . . . . . . . are you trying to make a bad inception joke?
Michael: “Seriously…from what I can see, time has not been kind to Richard Grieco…you really made out with him in that “James Bond Knock-Off” of a movie?
Fiona: “…”
Michael: “Wait…I think I can see it…”
Fiona: “Are you sure?!…You better be sure!”
Michael: “Yes…son of a bitch…”The Killing” is getting renewed beyond season 2.”
Fiona: “Dammit!”
Michael: “Fi, I’m looking at my place now and not only do I see that my refridgerator is wide open, but my YOGURT IS ALL GONE! WHO ATE MY YOGURT FIONA??!?!”
Fiona: “Uhhh I think it was Jesse.”
Michael: “Oh sure Fi, blame the only black guy we know.”
Fiona: “Hey Michael hows the job going saving the orphans?”
Michael: “fine, fine, hey can you get that bird watching book out? I’m pretty sure I’m seeing a blue breasted wobbler and I know they are not in season, but if I can confirm this it will make me the talk of the Miami Audubon Society”
Fiona: “Shouldn’t you concentrate on the job?”
Michael: “If I can infiltrate the Audubon Society, I can find who burned me, the whole society is a front for spies, who else would be walking around all the time with binoculars?, who really looks at birds?”
Fiona: “We are really grasping at straws now aren’t we Michael?”
Micheal: Yeah Fi we have a serious problem
Fiona: What is it Micheal?
Micheal: bottom of the page says USA only, sorry internationals
Fiona: *Shock and Disappointment*
Micheal- try not to get in to trouble while im out Fiona
Fiona- (gasp) they’re here!
Micheal-try not to get in trouble while i look for these guys
Fiona-(gasp) they’re here!
“Fi… I think you should see this. Sam /just/ out C4ed you.”
“That bastard.”
Michael – Yea Fi, I think I see the pizza guy’s car coming finally
Fiona – …
Michael: This may be a little wired but I think Sam needs to lay off the beer. He is hitting on that chick from Transformers again…
Fiona: What u mean… Um… Are you going to do something?
Michael: Fi, it’s not like he is a kid or… Oh God this just got weird.
Fiona: …
Michael: “Seriously, this turns you on?”
Fiona: (breathing heavily) yeah….I know it’s day time, but switch to night vision…
Michael: When you’re a spy, you need to be able to multitask, sometimes the only time you can be intimate is when you’re on a stakeout. It might be risky to have phone sex while waiting for a drug dealer to make his move, but if you’re careful and get the timing down, you can turn a stakeout into the highlight of your week….so are you down?
Fiona: …
Michael: Is that a no?
Michael: I think I see it…
Fiona: You found my bad Irish accent?