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	<title>Comments on: It&#8217;s Gotta Happen Some Time Right?</title>
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		<title>By: Chris</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2011/05/31/its-gotta-happen-some-time-right/#comment-288605</link>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jun 2011 22:42:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A xenomorph, imagine it making a hole and then burying its poo]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A xenomorph, imagine it making a hole and then burying its poo</p>
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		<title>By: Austin</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2011/05/31/its-gotta-happen-some-time-right/#comment-286435</link>
		<dc:creator>Austin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2011 14:54:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vader&#039;s Suit probably just processes waste automatically.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Vader&#8217;s Suit probably just processes waste automatically.</p>
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		<title>By: Mikey</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2011/05/31/its-gotta-happen-some-time-right/#comment-285958</link>
		<dc:creator>Mikey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 21:36:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ash from The Evil Dead.  He better not choose the wrong hand.

Also, Goro would be the ultimate multi-tasker on the toilet, you know, if his fingers weren&#039;t so fat]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ash from The Evil Dead.  He better not choose the wrong hand.</p>
<p>Also, Goro would be the ultimate multi-tasker on the toilet, you know, if his fingers weren&#8217;t so fat</p>
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		<title>By: Schiapu</title>
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		<dc:creator>Schiapu</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 20:54:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chewbacca. I bet the hair is not that useful when you have Diarrhea]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chewbacca. I bet the hair is not that useful when you have Diarrhea</p>
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		<title>By: Sam</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2011/05/31/its-gotta-happen-some-time-right/#comment-285852</link>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 18:20:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Instead of actually farting the joker would just have a &quot;BANG!&quot; flag pop out of his ass.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Instead of actually farting the joker would just have a &#8220;BANG!&#8221; flag pop out of his ass.</p>
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		<title>By: Tyler</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2011/05/31/its-gotta-happen-some-time-right/#comment-285830</link>
		<dc:creator>Tyler</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 17:17:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[edward scissorhands]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>edward scissorhands</p>
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		<title>By: Hopton</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2011/05/31/its-gotta-happen-some-time-right/#comment-285829</link>
		<dc:creator>Hopton</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 17:14:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I bet the Joker taking a dump is stand-up comedy gold! :P]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I bet the Joker taking a dump is stand-up comedy gold! <img src='http://cdn.unrealitymag.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Sideshow</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2011/05/31/its-gotta-happen-some-time-right/#comment-285827</link>
		<dc:creator>Sideshow</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 17:10:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Batman, because it&#039;s hard to be tough and serious when you&#039;re pinching a loaf, especially if your fart echoes in the toilet.

2. Godzilla, cause it would be huge!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. Batman, because it&#8217;s hard to be tough and serious when you&#8217;re pinching a loaf, especially if your fart echoes in the toilet.</p>
<p>2. Godzilla, cause it would be huge!</p>
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