May 27 2011

What Han’s Doing in Retirement

Published by at 3:00 pm under Images,Movies

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I never read any of the “official” books that chronicle what happened to Luke, Leia and Han after the events of Return of the Jedi, but I’m pretty sure nowhere in them was Han Solo settling down and opening up a grilled cheese truck using his famous ship as the namesake.

I tried to CSI enhance this image to the point where I could read the assuredly humorous menu choices, but I just couldn’t do it. Damn you pixels!

Side note: Would you be mad if they made a new post-Solo and Skywalker Star Wars series that didn’t follow any of the released books at all? I sure as shit wouldn’t.





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7 Responses to “What Han’s Doing in Retirement”

  1. hbcupride.deco-printing.comon 27 May 2011 at 3:07 pm

    Lucas’ Imperial Lawyers are going to rip this dude a new one.

  2. Georgeon 27 May 2011 at 3:11 pm

    Did you try just highlighting a small area and repeatedly saying “Enhance”? That always works on TV.

  3. Jim Jaheyon 27 May 2011 at 3:38 pm

    I would be mad over new movies only because it would be a senseless money-grab on Lucas’ part (not that it would be the first time) and it would continue to degrade my favorite movie triology of all time through association

  4. Nashon 27 May 2011 at 4:33 pm

    Agreed. Lucas’ lawyers might have to ask a judge to order a ‘grilled cheese and desist.”

  5. Galeon 28 May 2011 at 6:37 am

    had to look this up, apparently some of the sandwhiches on offer are “Cheebacca,” “Jack to the Future” and “Parmageddon”

  6. wayneon 07 Jan 2013 at 12:18 pm

    Also the Ham Solo

  7. alricon 07 Jan 2013 at 12:55 pm

    im a long term star wars fan ive read the books and if they made new movies and didnt use the books i would be pissed and might not watch them on anything other than netflix during a national disaster

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