It never seemed like a terribly good business model, a store that sold only eight items geared at the only adventurer who roamed the land, but apparently the real world is in need of such a place, and it’s leaped from the Legend of Zelda into real life, as seen in this storefront window.

With the dollar so weak relative to the rupee, I’ll be lucky if I can pick up a health potion for under a $250. And my kid is dying damnit! Eh, I’ll just buy him another heart and hopefully that will tide him over until I can go hack up some bushes for more cash.