Mar 29 2011
The Greatest Joke Ever Told
It’s not everyday you see a picture like this one, which features three of the most legendary actors in Hollywood joking around at a bar.
Naturally, this needs a caption, as I’m curious as to what Sir Michael Caine could say to make Morgan Freeman and Liam Neeson laugh so hard.
It took me a minute to remember on what occasion the three of them would be together, as presumably it would be the greatest narrated movie of all time, but then I remembered. Batman Begins of course! Alfred, Lucius Fox and Ra’s al Ghul must have needed a drink after a day of intense filming.
So, what do you think is being said here?
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-And then i told her ‘I wont sleep with you, but your sister is a different story’
“…And that’s when I bought him a prostitute.”
-LICD
On the side, those three are the only males who know of Batman’s true identity.
It was probably Michael Caine doing his “Michael Caine” impression.
“And so I say, ‘You’re not in a bloody comic book! This isn’t some dream you can just wake up from!’”
“I mean, I was in the film for twelve and a half bloody minutes, they paid me seven million dollars for it, and people STILL ask me why I agreed to do Jaws IV.”
@ j
Depends on the comics, but I think there are several who know. In the recent movies, however, yes, that is true.
Rectum? Damn near killed him.
“…and then she shat on a turtle!”
“Then I said, ‘that’s not my finger, either’”
“So the bartender says ‘What is this some kind of joke?’”
“The Aristocrats!”
“So what are you, a gay fish?”
And then he put on the suit I made for him and it took him 20 minutes to figure out there were nipples on it!
And this is how I trolled them.
“A English man, Irish man and black man walk into a bar…”
Hey Liam, been skiing lately?
I can’t remember the whole joke, but I bet “Bob’s your uncle” is in there somewhere…
“…FOR F*&K’S SAKE, HAROLD, THE DEAD GIRL IS FULL AGAIN!”
And THAT is a Rusty Venture!
“…and then I told him ‘For the next film, whenever you put on that suit, tie a tea bag around your tongue, and then swallow the end of it right before you say your lines’”
“…so he said “Do you love me?” and she said “No, but that’s a real nice ski mask!”"
Check this….Ebenezer Scrooge, God and Zeus walk into a bar…oh, wait…
“So, do you think Christian Bale will ever stop being a giant douche?”
“…..and that’s how I drank Chuck Norris under the table”
…so I said, “What did you expect? An Academy Award?”
“I’d buy that for a dollar!”
what’s a nigga gotta do to get a rum and coke around here
“So I says to Mabel, I says to her, I says…”
And then i told him: Christian, I’m Your father.
“I was so afraid when it came my turn to jump out of the plane during my military training. My Sergent said that if I didn’t jump out that door, he was going to stick his rifle up my ass.”
“Well, did you jump?”
“A little. “
I acted my ass of in dozens of films but do they call me an actor?
NO!
but you go and bugger ONE Goat!
“And that’s how I ended up sleeping with he mother!”
if you consider Cain’s hand gesture he’s obsviously saying: ” Do you mean to say that this isn’t five inches?”