Mar 08 2011

How I Feel About Charlie Sheen Right Now

Published by at 1:00 pm under Images,Television

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Deadpool, the merc with the mouth, has been known to say some crazy shit over the years, but now Charlie Sheen is stealing his thunder by being even more batshit crazy than he is. A Marvel editor suggested a Deadpool/Sheen team-up on Twitter, and one fan took that to heart, but made it Deadpool vs. Sheen instead. Thankfully, it all ends with an explosion and no more talk about tiger blood.

I get the fascination with Sheen recently, but I’m now done. He’s said some insane stuff which has been mildly amusing, but now it feels like he knows the attention he has, and is just making stuff up to keep people talking. He’s been officially fired from Two and a Half Men (can you blame them?) and it’s time for him to fade back into obscurity.

I’m sure he’ll be dead in under a year, but not by an assassin’s exploding bullet, rather from an overdose or jumping out a window while testing if his tiger blood will make him land on his feet.





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6 responses so far

  • Josh

    So when is Charlie Sheen going to available as Marvel vs Capcom 3 DLC?

  • Rob J

    He won’t fade into obscurity.

    He will either die as you say and there will be about as much media coverage as it as when MJ died because the media love celebrities off the edge

    OR…

    He will go on to do more crazier batshit insane stuff and possibly more films / tv shows if he gets his act together

  • http://zigmej.blogspot.com/ Zummzumm

    This bastard will live until 96 and a half. You do understand that whole thing is just a hoax, like the stolen sex tapes… strong PR tho:)

  • http://www.midtownwhenever.com Atom

    This was my take on Charlie Sheen (via comic format)
    http://www.midtownwhenever.com/2011/03/001/

  • trashcanman

    Damn. Now I can’t stop hoping for Sheen to be in the DP film. Best. Crossover. Ever.

  • http://www.charliesheen.com Anonymous

    I don’t know about charlie sheen hoaxing anything but that magazine captures what charlie sheen is portraying at the moment has everyone forgotten he is an actor and the best actors make us feel that what they are doing is real. Do we know he is crazy or is he leading the world and more importantly the press into thinking he is crazy just to pull the curtain down on everyone and say “HA HA You all believed me that i was crazy Who’s the best actor of all time” and finish with a “WINNING”
    Think about it people Charlie sheen is no dummy by any means Genius and insanity are similar but if you listen to sheen he is smart in what he says and the range of words with different meanings clearly shows intelligence but he is using that without a filter from his brain to his mouth in there lies the real genius. As media clearly Respond well to his on the spot play acting without censorship. Genius Could anyone else create a timeless character that quickly TWO and a half men took 8 years and charlie wasnt writing the script. Charlie sheen when he left and invested time in himself WINNING took less then a month.
    I’m on a drug called Charlie Sheen
    It’s not available, if you try it once you will die
    Your face will melt off
    And your children will weep over your exploded body, over your exploded body

    You love to party
    What’s not to love?
    The run I was on made Jagger and Richards look like
    Droopy eyed armless children
    That’s how I party
    That’s how I party

    I was bangin 7 gram rocks, that’s how I roll – winning
    I have one gear: GO – epic winning
    Are you bipolar?
    I’m bi-winning
    Win here, win there, win win everywhere

    —– inspirational bridge —–

    I’m a total frickin rock star from mars – winning
    C’mon bro, I got tiger blood – winning
    You borrow my brain and you’re like DUDE, can’t handle it
    Win here, win there, win win everywhere

    I’ve got a list — help me sort this
    From the epic win to the desperately winless

    Chicken nuggets – WINNING
    Bubblegum – WINNING
    Pretending to text to avoid someone – EPIC WINNING
    Slow dancing – WINNING
    Slow pantsing – WINNING
    Breakin the rules of the Geneva conventions – WEAK

    Adonis blood – WINNING
    Violent love – WINNING
    Givin needy women caresses and hugs – EPIC WINNING
    Childbirth – WINNING
    Colin Firth -WINNING
    Tinky Winky’s purse………duh, WINNING, WINNING

    I was bangin 7 gram rocks, that’s how I roll – winning
    I have one gear: GO – epic winning
    Are you bipolar?
    I’m bi-winning
    Win here, win there, win everywhere

    I’m a total frickin rock star from mars – winning
    C’mon bro, I got tiger blood – winning
    You borrow my brain and you’re like DUDE, can’t handle it
    Win here, win there, win win everywhere

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