Mar 04 2011

Please Caption This Picture: Priest with a Gun

Published by at 9:00 am under Images

I think we’re going to start a “Caption this Picture” photo each week starting today.   And I thought that this picture would be the perfect place to start.”

Here are my top five lines:

1.  “Screw the Wii, this is way better.”
2.  “Call of Duty!”
3.  “Halo!”
4.  “That’s Not a Gun, THIS is a Gun.”
5.  “The pope’s really gonna get it now.”





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46 responses so far

46 Responses to “Please Caption This Picture: Priest with a Gun”

  1. Horizonon 04 Mar 2011 at 9:17 am

    Anti-tank rifles: way faster than exorcisms

  2. Jimon 04 Mar 2011 at 9:20 am

    First member of the Pope’s counter-sniper team.

  3. Jimon 04 Mar 2011 at 9:20 am

    First member of the Pope’s counter-sniper team.

  4. Blade3k3on 04 Mar 2011 at 9:21 am

    “I too, am a Vatican assassin warlock. I’m like an F-18 bro, i’m gunna deploy my ordinance to the ground. I dare you to step inside my octagon. Let me adjust my scope that was made by fire breathing tigers on Mars and then we’ll talk.”

  5. cdm806on 04 Mar 2011 at 9:24 am

    Vatican Assassin Warlocks, Charlie Sheen Does always win

    Muslim Safari Hunt, Lybia Gone Wild

    Onward Christian Soldier

  6. Schiapuon 04 Mar 2011 at 9:44 am

    Hey, I can see Mecca from here! Step aside please…

  7. BOLTon 04 Mar 2011 at 9:51 am

    “Now it’s time for our weekly offerings and if this doesn’t go over well I’ll be administering a few sacrifices compliments of my BFG here”

  8. MattCon 04 Mar 2011 at 10:02 am

    “Go ahead, ask again if I wear a funny hat.”

  9. Toraon 04 Mar 2011 at 10:02 am

    Say your last prayer, kids…

  10. heathon 04 Mar 2011 at 10:06 am

    I happen to have inside information that if I kill them all, God will indeed sort them out…

  11. YeahIWentThereon 04 Mar 2011 at 10:14 am

    Lets see them little boys get away now!

  12. Jesuson 04 Mar 2011 at 10:26 am

    “I see you! Committing sin”

  13. dnsbubbaon 04 Mar 2011 at 10:32 am

    And as you see, your holiness, this will really cut down on those pesky lawsuits.

  14. Andyon 04 Mar 2011 at 10:59 am

    I call her, Vera.

  15. roach mcpoachon 04 Mar 2011 at 11:15 am

    I kick ass for the lord.

  16. Jon 04 Mar 2011 at 11:19 am

    This is my rifle! This is my gun! By priestly law I can only use one for fun!

  17. mc_tammeron 04 Mar 2011 at 11:35 am

    “I can show you the way to God, my son…”

  18. J5on 04 Mar 2011 at 11:36 am

    “This is great and all, but it is not befitting the Pope. It’s not baller enough for him. Make it out of solid gold and turn the crosshair into an actual cross and MAYBE we’ll talk.”

  19. J5on 04 Mar 2011 at 11:38 am

    Or even:

    “No one had the heart to tell Bishop Sullivan that his eyesight was going. For the annual child hunt they just increased his scope size.”

  20. Parker Jammsteinon 04 Mar 2011 at 11:44 am

    Obvious:
    “In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.”

  21. saxonon 04 Mar 2011 at 11:48 am

    Father Merrin should have had one of these

  22. Jameson 04 Mar 2011 at 11:50 am

    I see what you did there….

  23. Gsotoon 04 Mar 2011 at 12:12 pm

    Im kicking’ ass in the name of the Lord!

  24. Sideshowon 04 Mar 2011 at 12:16 pm

    @ Parker: haha, nice!

    “Forgiveness is between them and God. It’s my job to arrange the meeting.”

  25. Anthonyon 04 Mar 2011 at 12:42 pm

    Go ahead, make my Opus Dei.

  26. NickDanger3deyeon 04 Mar 2011 at 12:50 pm

    Infallible my ass! That’s the last Papal Bull I’m taking.

  27. J5on 04 Mar 2011 at 12:54 pm

    I’m hear to present the Eucharist and kick ass. And right now I’m all out of Christ crackers….

  28. Red and whiteon 04 Mar 2011 at 12:56 pm

    Haha, never thought I’d see the day. This is Józef Glemp, Polish Cardinal and former Archbishop of Warsaw. Greetings from Poland :)

  29. Sideshowon 04 Mar 2011 at 12:58 pm

    The perfect counterpart to the holy hand grenade.

  30. aamerkastoffon 04 Mar 2011 at 1:36 pm

    If only we had this at are last Inquisition.

  31. aamerkastoffon 04 Mar 2011 at 1:37 pm

    I don’t know how Charlie Sheen found out about us but he is going down!

  32. Jansonon 04 Mar 2011 at 2:35 pm

    “I’m come to take communion and kick ass…and I’m all out of communion.”

  33. Charlieon 04 Mar 2011 at 2:48 pm

    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.

  34. MarcusKon 04 Mar 2011 at 2:58 pm

    SALESMAN-”You’re Holiness, with this new state of the art night vision scope, those pesky Scientologists will be a thing of the past.”

    VATICAN CARDNIAL- “WINNING!”(said in his best Charlie Sheen voice)

  35. Brandonon 04 Mar 2011 at 4:14 pm

    The pope’s all new campaign to expedite the process of non-believers finding out what eternal damnation is all about…

  36. Sveppion 04 Mar 2011 at 4:27 pm

    “So, does it come with child strength sleeper darts?”

  37. KarlRobyon 04 Mar 2011 at 8:56 pm

    “Call this a delusion, Dawkins.”

  38. Blade3k3on 05 Mar 2011 at 12:18 am

    You see what I’m doing to this caption?

    It rhymes with winning.

  39. wordkaveon 05 Mar 2011 at 12:59 am

    this is way better than the SWORD OF TRUTH!

  40. BoondockSainton 05 Mar 2011 at 4:08 pm

    So much more fitting!!! (taken from Boondock Saints-1999)

    “Now you will receive us…!
    We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your Corrupt we claim…!

    It is your evil that will be saught by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies…!

    Do not Kill…
    Do not Rape…
    Do not Steal…

    These are principles, which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost…!

    There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain…!

    But if you do you, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever God you wish…!

    ‘…and shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forthfrom thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be…’

    In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti…”

  41. Jordanon 05 Mar 2011 at 6:14 pm

    ‘At last! a device to do what AIDS could not… See how you like this type of bad ass sodomy’

  42. Uncoolaidmanon 05 Mar 2011 at 8:05 pm

    “Let he who is without sin fire the first shot”

  43. Kris_Krison 06 Mar 2011 at 2:25 am

    “You don’t have to come confess. I’m lookin’ for you. I’m gonna find you.”

  44. Ruben831on 06 Mar 2011 at 7:29 pm

    “so which trigger do i pull so the little boy takes off his clothes?

  45. Filthwizardon 07 Mar 2011 at 6:26 am

    BOOM! Headshot!

  46. shevaaon 09 Mar 2011 at 5:11 pm

    “What sin are you confessing to today?”

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