These drama queens need to be placed in one very large storage locker . . . and have the door welded shut.

shitty basic cable reality shows: i agree on toddlers and tiaras (i believe no one under the age of 18 should be aloud to model or be in a pageant of any kind. it turns girls into shallow, ruthless, and maniacal bitches before they even have a chance to become a decent person.)

drama filled shitty reality shows: jersey shore by far.(the fact that jersey shore has lasted more than 3 episodes is a testament to how far downhill the human race has gone. and to think its in its 3rd season.)

new shitty shows: gotta go with bucket and skinny’s epic adventures on nickalodeon. stupidity of this caliber is bad enough with cartoons, but to put in a live-action show is just horrible. and its actually getting good ratings. fan boy and chumchum made me lose most of my faith in humanity, bucket and skinner made me lose the rest.

just general shittieness: most everything that was made after 2005. this means on ALL networks and channels. especially on children’s networks like disney and nick. nothing can compare to the sheer stupidity thats making nickalodeon millions right now. i feel ashamed to say im was a nick kid when i was little because of how bad its gotten.

Shitty basic cable reality shows – Every damned “work” related job on every damned network. If I wanted to watch people work, I’d stay at work.

Drama filled shitty cable reality shows – Again, all reality shows are shit.

Long running shitty shows everyone likes – 30 Rock. I just don’t get it. It sucks so bad.

New shitty shows – All of them.

To be honest, I don’t really watch “new” television. It’s just so bad.

I would say The Cape, but the camp is sometimes refreshing.

I would say The Event, but Jason Ritter is pretty good.

I would say the Bachelor, but women have to have something to watch.

I would say Grey’s Anatomy, but Heigl’s not on there anymore.

I would say anything on MTV, but it’s on MTV, what do you expect?

I would say Real Wives of …, but we gotta hate on somebody, right?

So I’m gonna have to go with Nancy Grace, seriously chick, go away.

I grew up with Malcolm In The Middle. It was one of my favorite shows growing up, and as I rewatch them on FX today, I find even more jokes I didn’t get the first time. (You can only imagine what it was like when I first found Arrested Development)

I still think that Malcolm In The Middle was a brilliantly written show, with bits of humor for everyone. They used physical comedy, and they had good actors for that, they used dark comedy, which also had good actors for that, and they used tons of double entendres for the people who like that. Now, of course, even though I’m no slapstick guy, I do like physical comedy every once in a while, and I always love double entendres and dark comedy, so Malcolm In The Middle was quite freaking awesome.

The Middle is a terrible rip-off, right down to the characters and the setting. The only original jokes that they may come up with generally turn out to have the same punchlines as each other, the show abuses Gilligan Cuts to an unbelievable extreme (look it up on TV Tropes), the characters mug at the camera, they have extremely offensive portrayals of minorities (the Dewey lookalike is obviously autistic, and the writers love to use his “quirks” as jokes) and the plots are so BORING. There was an episode where, I kid you not, was all about the autistic kid not knowing how to rake!

And going on from the offensive stereotypes, how about Brad, the most offensive gay character since Kurt from Glee? How about the show taking irrelevant, mean-spirited insults at homeschoolers (I was homeschooled)?

And when I thought it couldn’t get worse, it did. Axl eventually started to laugh at his own jokes and follow up his jokes with a pun like “chopped down by the axe man”. It was like a written-in laugh track. “Laugh, idiots! Axl’s being funny! Laugh!”

God, I hate The Middle. And the fact that everyone loves this show is another reason that it disgusts me. It’s the new Two And A Half Men, and I’m gonna have to wait for eight more years until it finally ends because one of the stars overdosed on coke.

Also, 2 1/2 Men…the kid is like in his 20′s now right? and it’s just not funny.