Go here to see disaster movie explanations for those dead birds.

In the past few weeks, thousands of dead birds have reigned down from the sky all over the place, and no one knows why. Fortunately, we have disaster movies to replace science, and we’re free to speculate all we like.

Unreality’s Facebook page votes for cloaked invisible spaceships.

The Countdown

Random CES products no one asked for – [UGO]

Zombie News Network headlines – [HolyTaco]

New trailer for Pegg/Frost’s Paul – [FilmDrunk]

THQ kills multiplayer on used games – [Insert Coin]

Gossip Girl is a good show? – [WarmingGlow]

The nine most WTF game show moments – [CollegeHumor]

10 Freudian slips from politicians – [Asylum]

The new Three Stooges take shape – [Pajiba]

The five best and worst things about Star Trek V – [ToplessRobot]

The 18 greatest video game toilets – [Maxim]

The top ten legendary burger joints – [AskMen]

The greatest GQ cover in history – [BroBible]

Amanda Seyfried or Ashley Greene? – [SmokingJacket]

The hardest job in the world – [Attuworld]

Shakespeare needs a sassy gay friend – [Atom]