Alright, in the interest of being fair and balanced, I have to rip on this person just as hard as I would if this was a Twilight toilet seat, which I’m also sure exists somewhere.

I like Harry Potter too, but not nearly enough to have Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape and Bellatrix Lestrange kissing my ass cheeks. Well, maybe just her.

And when you’re peeing like a dude? You get to watch Dumbledore (who JK Rowling outed as gay) stare directly at your dong for the duration. In other words, this isn’t terribly comfortable in any position you end up using it.