Oct 11 2010
The Prettiest Princess of the Sith
What, you missed the epic saga of Lord Vader’s niece, Sasha Vader? You guys really need to read more Star Wars books. Oh, that was fan fiction? And I wrote it? Oops, I’ve said too much.
Anyway, if you have a daughter with a good sense of humor, I highly recommend you make her a Sasha Vader costume of her own for Halloween. Just tell her she’s a “space princess” and she should probably go with it.
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Per Detroit’s state law, Paul Tassi can’t hand out any candy or chocolate to any space princes or space princesses or any other children during the Halloween because he is a convicted child molester.