Sep 23 2010

Notable Witches in Movies, Television, and Video Games

Published by at 11:00 am under Lists,Movies,Television,Video Games

Christine O’Donnell’s recent admission that she “dabbled in witchcraft” has been terribly overblown.  To me, it’s a non-issue (don’t all teenagers do weird stuff?); her anti-masturbation stance is far more frightening.  But this certainly isn’t a political blog, and the only reason I bring this up is because it’s what gave me the idea to compile this list.  As popular as witches are, and as much as they have permeated popular culture, there are various ways in which they’re portrayed.  Some are pure evil, some are Satanic, and some are good-hearted souls who happen to practice witchcraft.

Below, check out notable witches as seen in movies, television, and video games.  If you know of any I’ve left out – and I’m sure there are at least a few – let me know in the comments section.

Alexandra, Jane, and Sukie – The Witches of Eastwick

Themes of feminism and links to Satan are prevalent throughout The Witches of Eastwick, and while the “witches” are never actually named as such, it’s quite clear what they are.

Bayonetta – Bayonetta

My favorite female video game protagonist not named Samus Aran, Bayonetta is a witch who has no problem using guns, a katana, rocket launchers, and even alien technology.  She still keeps it real by being skilled in the art of concoctions.

Willow and Tara – Buffy the Vampire Slayer

It’s impossible not to like these two together, who have helped Buffy out with their spell-casting on more than one occasion.  A great example of “good” witches.

Hermione Granger – Harry Potter series

The adorable (soon to be very sexy) Hermione has a natural knack for the use of magic.  Harry would have been killed many times were it not for her assistance and intelligence.

Samantha Stephens – Bewitched

A witch for a wife that can do pretty much anything just by snapping her fingers?  Yes, please.  Although the mother-in-law may have been a deal-breaker.

Miss Eva Ernst – The Witches

I always thought this movie was a little bit too intense for kids.  Just take a look at Miss Ernst – terrifying.

Jesus – True Blood

Not all witches are male, as evidenced by True Blood’s most recent supernatural, Jesus.  It remains to be seen whether or not his intentions with Lafayette are good.

Sarah, Nancy, Bonnie, and Rochelle – The Craft

This is pretty much the ultimate girls-in-middle-school-slumber-party movie.  It’s actually not bad; I especially like Fairuza Balk as a witch.  She’s always seemed a little nutty.

The Wicked Witch of the West – The Wizard of Oz

Elphalba (her given name in Wicked) is probably the most popular witch in history, right?  The green skin, the pointy hat, and the broomstick are usually the first things we associate with witches.  As an aside, I read constantly, and I always finish what I start…except for Wicked.  It’s the only book I just couldn’t get through.

The Blair Witch – The Blair Witch Project

You never actually see the Blair Witch, which is either incredibly horrifying thanks to your vivid imagination, or a lame cop-out in a gimmicky movie.  I think it’s the former, but I know that many disagree.

Sabrina – Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

Sabrina didn’t have green skin, but she did have a black cat familiar, another concept highly associated with witches.

Witchiepoo – H.R. Pufnstuf

Terrifying.  I am convinced very single character, theme, and line of dialogue on this show was created under the influence of hard, psychoactive drugs.

Prudence, Piper, Paige, and Phoebe – Charmed

The best-looking female cast in television history?  I think these girls are certainly in the conversation.

Miss Eglantine Price – Bedknobs and Broomsticks

Angela Lansbury plays a witch in training in this very underrated movie that combines live action with great animation.  The animal soccer game remains one of my favorite scenes.

Winnie, Mary, and Sarah in Hocus Pocus

It’s a sad state of affairs when Sarah Jessica Parker is the best-looking woman in this picture.  I feel bad saying that considering how much my mother (and Jewish mothers everyone) adore Bette Midler.

Who’d I leave off?  Let me know!





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24 responses so far

  • Chrystani

    Man Ive been to soooo many middle school sleepover where the FIRST movie we would rent is “The Craft”.

    You must have sisters.

    Hocus Pocus was for the elementary sleepovers.

    I remember with my eyes of youth we thought Sarah J. Parker was so beautiful.

    My o my…

    • Madison

      Yup – two younger sisters. Otherwise it would be kinda weird if I knew that, huh?

  • Ted

    I hate myself for adding this, and wouldn’t do so if it weren’t for the fact that the books are amazing, but Eva Green plays a pretty sexy/bad ass witch – Serafina Pekkala – in The Golden Compass. ARRRRGGGGHHHHHH that movie was so bad.

    • Madison

      Haha, never saw it – but thanks for the heads up!

  • Kaeyne

    Hey, what about the witch from “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”?
    C’mon, she really WAS a witch, admit it!

    • Madison

      Fair enough – good call!

  • Fher

    Sooooo happy that you put SABRINA in the list!!! That take me wayyyyy back
    !!!

  • illeaturfamily

    bedknobs and broomsticks is still one of my favorite movies. YEAH IM 25 SO WHAT

    lol :)

  • Cheryl

    Sandra Bullock from Practical Magic…*shrug* ok movie I spose.

    and a nerdy aside….the witches from the beginning of Macbeth.

    • Madison

      I don’t feel bad about missing Practical Magic. MacBeth on the other hand…my 10th grade English teacher would be so disappointed…

  • Chrystani

    Original Clash of the Titans…

    The Stention witches… ( I know I misspelled the hell out of that)..

    “THE EYYYEEEEE!!!”

  • evil taco

    what about morrigan from dragon’s age?

  • wally

    Mildred Hubble from the worst witch anyone?

  • The Dylanthropist

    I couldn’t agree more on “Wicked.” Forced myself through it after all the hype over the musical but it really was a torturous read. I appreciate imaginative re-imaginings of any classical literature character but only if done well, and although “Wicked” has its moments, the book itself is just too damn boring! boooooo! good call on the Craft by the way! one of my 90’s guilty pleasures!

  • http://chapulandia.wordpress.com/ Schiapu

    One of the casper movies has a witch, I think she was a very young hillary duff

  • Ashweee

    No Gruntilda? I’m hurt. :-(

  • addorian85

    I think that we all have forgot Lamia the sexy and evil witch from Stardust. I think that Michelle Pfeiffer was the best choice for this role.

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  • Troy J.

    Lulu from Final Fantasy X?

  • Kami

    Edea from FFVIII?

  • Kevin

    Rachel Morgan from the Hollows series. Bada** bounty hunter witch.

  • Tammy Schuman

    I’m trying to get permission to use a Margaret Hamilton image in a book. Can you help?

  • JT

    @Ted. She also played Angelique in Dark Shadows. I dug it, though not everyone did.

    And I loved Hocus Pocus as a kid. Recently watched it on a nostalgic Halloween, and still got a kick out of it :)

  • CrowChylde

    How about Broom Hilda from newspaper comic strips

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