Sep 03 2010
Disney Channel’s Idiocy Knows No Bounds
If you’re my age or close to it, you remember watching Disney cartoon reruns alongside Looney Toons a while ago. Sure, some of them might have been years, even decades old at the time, but physical comedy is quite timeless, so we were able to enjoy them in our youth all the same.
Well apparently the same is not true for our newest generation of kids, who are, judging by this video, all morons who even must have something as simple as “bowl hits duck in face” rewound and thoroughly explained to them two or three times.
BLAM! is a new short segment on Disney Channel (they don’t have commercials, other than commercials for other Disney related things), and it takes a classic Mickey and Friends cartoon and gives it a completely unnecessary voiceover narration, explaining to idiot children exactly what is going on.
I weep for our future.
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What… the… hell.
I swear the movie Idiocracy is exactly where society is headed. This disturbs me greatly
Now I have yet another reason to keep my 6 year old away from this channel!
or should I say. .
Now I BLAM yet another BLAM to BLAM my 6 year old BLAM away from this BLAM!
o crap….it sounds as bad as the voiceovers for AFV.
I know it may be targeted for kids…
But I can’t remember the last time watching something has made me this angry.
Bad BLAM! puns can’t even be funny for 8 year olds, so they must exist just to make their parents cringe.
That’s just depressing.
Was Donald doing some rug munching in that clip?…..sorry, went for the easy/bad joke
O_o
Fuck you Disney.
Clearly you haven’t seen the new Adult oriented Disney movies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3woEDTUbDYg
lolol
It’s insanely annoying. But the knock knock BLAM IN YOUR FACE one is pretty awesome.
Holy crap, this is actually real?? o_o
It’s so extreme!!!!
it’s funny because that’s pretty much what you do on this site, post links and then describe exactly what happens in them. love the site but you guys’ commentary is almost always useless and i wonder why you bother writing it