Aug 18 2010

The 15 Most “Punch in the Face” Worthy Justin Bieber Photos

Published by at 9:00 am under Images

If you’re under the age of 13 I’ll give you a free pass here.  I can’t blame a 5 year old for liking someone like Justin Bieber.   Hell when you’re 5 you like watching dogs poop just for the sake of it (though I kind of still find that amusing).  But if you’re a sane adult and you like Justin Bieber then I’m afraid you and I simply wouldn’t get along.

I feel like he’s the product of some kind of deal with the devil where millions of Americans are blinded by how awful this kid is.  And the blinding mechanism?  Bieber’s hair.  It’s like some sort of mirage we’re looking at that hypnotizes us into buying into his total fake personality.  I don’t get it.  I never will and I can’t stand the little punk.

And if you’re like me then you’ll love to hate these 15 pictures…..

This picture actually makes me want to beat myself up simply for the fact that I allowed myself to look at it.  Can SNL please just have this kid on again and make him the butt of every single joke imaginable?  He really needs to be put in his place at some point.

Check out these pictures if you dare or if you just want to get some energy before going to the gym





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15 responses so far

  • http://blog.gcshop.ch ThomasR

    in ten years people will look back and say what an awful hairstyle that is and all the girls will be ashamed of liking this shit. I hope I don’t get hypnotised.

  • joe

    He already has been on SNL as a musical guest.. and was in some of the sketches too.

    • Madison

      Yes…and I thought he was pretty good.

  • J5

    On the plus side I make fun of my little brother for having a haircut like this by calling him “Bieber.” ON the down side…..I just broke my monitor when i saw thw scarf pic. I thought this was a gallery where you COULD punch him in the face, not one that would make you WANT to punch him in the face.

    I already wanted to do that months ago.

  • Steve

    I don’t know if 10 years from now girls will be ashamed for liking him. New Kids on the Block had a pretty big re-union (according the the women who loved them 20 years ago).

    And if Backstreet Boys, N-Sync, or even 98 degrees got together for a re-union now, the girls would be lining up in droves.

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  • Carmen

    Actually, BSB are together and touring again.

  • chelsea

    BSB is touring with NKOTB in fact…. with a rumor of Boyz II Men opening.

    add Bieber and all lines will be blurred before armageddon rains down upon us.

  • T-Bagg

    The first picture. A right hook to the cheek while he is still airborne I think would have AWESOME consequences.
    The blood and the tears and him spinning around in the air to land already crying like the little school girl he looks like.
    And that night you get to go to sleep with a smile on your face and a song in your heart knowing you punched Justin Beiber right in his face and it felt good. So good.

  • fhm

    Only in the internet is it acceptable to belittle a 14-15 year old kid.

  • MergedLoki

    @ FHM

    no… i’m pretty sure most of the readers of this site would gladly belittle Bieber to his face if given the chance.

    I know this is old news (at least to me) but wow. Bieber really does kinda look like a ‘stereotype’ of a lesbian (I read that on… hm some website a while back now.. can’t remember which one. maybe cracked.com)

  • Ell

    I hate how this kid appears, but really it’s not his fault, he’s just that… a kid.

    The pricks who did this to him are the ones to punch, they’ve turned a vulnerable child, who is still legally owed a duty of care, into some kind of prepubescent sex symbol, it’s sick.

  • heroz

    Is he gay?

  • http://www.org/ Bob Bobson

    Better not show this page to my mother; she already wanted to punch the kid as it was, she just hates his hairstyle so much.

  • SickBoy

    He looks like he constantly has a fan pointing at the side of his head. The only other place I’ve seen hair that stupid is on Family Channel tween shows. Seriously, turn that shit on and be amazed at how much helmet hair you see. It wasn’t cool for girls in the ’70s and it sure as hell isn’t cool now.

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