Jul 27 2010

Finally, in the Same Place at the Same Time

Published by at 6:00 pm under Images,Movies

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Behold, the only only known picture of Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry in the same place…together…which is not photoshopped, as if it was, someone presumably would have clone-stamped their clothes off.

For a long time, many people had a theory that Deschanel was really Perry wearing a pushup bra on occaision, but this photo proves that they are in fact two different people, who actually, now that I’m looking, are actually pretty dissimilar outside of their eyes. Who knew?

Which one do you prefer?





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35 Responses to “Finally, in the Same Place at the Same Time”

  1. Benon 27 Jul 2010 at 6:03 pm

    I’m probably in the minority here, and I never thought I’d say this, but… standing next to Perry, Deschanel looks… bad. I always thought that Zooey was the face, Katy the body of the pair but judging by this picture, I’d say Katy Perry wins in both arenas.

  2. Wizard Faceon 27 Jul 2010 at 6:08 pm

    Ben is obviously retarded

  3. Berton 27 Jul 2010 at 6:08 pm

    I would disagree Ben. She doesn’t look bad at all, in fact I think she looks better. Not by a huge margin, but better nonetheless. Maybe it’s the skin.

    Perry’s still got that pushup going for her though.

  4. Madisonon 27 Jul 2010 at 6:09 pm

    I’m with Bert. I think Zooey is prettier.

  5. Berton 27 Jul 2010 at 6:09 pm

    Allow me to add that I would prefer not to have to choose…something tells me they might go for that. Just – maybe not with me.

  6. J5on 27 Jul 2010 at 6:22 pm

    This is the closest anyone can come to a twin threesome without breaching the incest barrier.

  7. Ericon 27 Jul 2010 at 6:25 pm

    Not a hard decision for me. Katy ist far hotter

  8. Russellon 27 Jul 2010 at 6:28 pm

    Zooey, because she’s not a talentless attention whore. And her face is definitely prettier in the majority of photos.

    Not that I would kick Katy out of bed…

  9. Benon 27 Jul 2010 at 6:31 pm

    Deschanel is overrated anyways. She’s just Megan Fox for hipsters. Blech. The hottest girls usually get the least attention. Prime example: Yvonne Strahovski. She deserves to be an it-girl. But all these untalented Foxes and Deschanels steal her chance (okay, Zooey is an alright actress, but She and Him SUCKS).

  10. Praetorianon 27 Jul 2010 at 6:31 pm

    Katy is pretty, but I always did, and continue to say, that lovely Zooey is prettier.
    She seems more down to Earth and just ‘nicer’, and I’d choose her because of that.

  11. jaromiron 27 Jul 2010 at 6:32 pm

    I know that I’m in the huge minority here; but imo neither is hot. I mean yeah Katy has a nice rack but neither is that good looking imo. Zoey seems like she has a cool personality but how the fuck would I know, all I’ve ever seen her in were movies…..and aside the fact that she’s married to the front man of one of my most favorite bands…….but how would I know how she really acts. I dunno, I guess I just don’t see it.

  12. JapJayon 27 Jul 2010 at 6:35 pm

    Katy Perry’s body, Zooey’s personality and intelligence.

  13. chrystanion 27 Jul 2010 at 6:35 pm

    Zooey has a little granny face. She has better skin though.

    Katy’s skin is jacked. Zooey also looks bland. Maybe its just this photo.

    Nevertheless they are cute.

    And that is my straight woman input.

  14. laloon 27 Jul 2010 at 6:49 pm

    Both are hot, I agree with chrystani it’s just the photo.

  15. Denys Markson 27 Jul 2010 at 7:33 pm

    Can I have one now and the other “to go”?

    I would do some nasty things with Perry, things that I would not be proud of later in life (or maybe I would). Zooey is more like a girl to marry.

  16. Zarquonon 27 Jul 2010 at 8:07 pm

    Zooey, no contest.

    Also, what’s up with Katy’s right (our POV) breast? It’s like … shrunken :s It actually reminds me of that prophet guy in Total Recall

  17. Benon 27 Jul 2010 at 9:50 pm

    “Zooey has a little granny face”

    YES! Nailed it! That’s why I don’t like her! I’d never thought of it before but it’s perfect!

    Yeah this was obviously taken quite a while ago, Katy’s hair hasn’t been like that in… a long time. And she’s tanner now and has better skin. Here she looks like some random hot girl, nowadays she looks more like a bonafide sexy pop star

  18. mmbbon 27 Jul 2010 at 11:05 pm

    Katy Perry is a gross dumb whore, so.

  19. Lagrangeon 28 Jul 2010 at 12:16 am

    mhm, well yeah, Zooey has an grandmothers smile, I see that too now. Anyways, I would vote for Zooey here. And I still think the look very similar, I don’t see why this pic would change your mind about it.

  20. Jenkinson 28 Jul 2010 at 1:21 am

    No doubt…ZOOEY!

  21. Benon 28 Jul 2010 at 3:33 am

    Although, since we’re talking about hip brunettes with bangs and awesome eyes, I’d like to say that I’d take Maggie Gyllenhaal over both of these two any day.

  22. CDEMartinon 28 Jul 2010 at 5:38 am

    How the hell can you guys make difference between those two???

    I was first like:”Cool. They look like twins. But I still like Katy more. BUT, which one is Katy??? Both of their eyes look same enough to confuse me to no end!!!!”

  23. Nyxariaon 28 Jul 2010 at 6:05 am

    zooey > head, rest > katy

  24. UncouthRaccoonon 28 Jul 2010 at 7:13 am

    Zooey. She is my girl-crush.
    Perry looks like a deer in headlights too much

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  26. Edzoneon 28 Jul 2010 at 3:09 pm

    I’d like to stab them both.

  27. Edzoneon 28 Jul 2010 at 3:11 pm

    Anyone got a cup?

  28. Elon 28 Jul 2010 at 11:30 pm

    Who made that beautiful dress Katy Perry is wearing? Or does anyone know the event where this photo was taken?

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  30. Dasche Kingstonon 29 Jul 2010 at 4:05 am

    I would have thought I’d say Deschanel was the better looking of the two, but after looking at this picture my vote is for Katy Perry.

  31. inspector Fuon 29 Jul 2010 at 6:55 am

    let’s see here.

    over-rated .

    and…

    over-rated.

  32. Ianon 18 Aug 2010 at 1:40 am

    The girl on the left is gorgeous. Perfect skin, beautiful face, stylish.

    That’s Zooey, right?

    Katie Perry is just a wannabee.

  33. Franceson 21 Jun 2011 at 12:42 am

    Yes! At last a picture of them together. I actually have a girl crush on the both of them and judging from this pic, it seems the only major differences are their nose shape and skin tone. Katy’s has a pinker hue to it, it’s not “jacked”. If I were a straight guy or gay I think I’d have a dilemma if I had to choose one over the either!

  34. marienaon 16 Dec 2011 at 6:23 pm

    i think deschanel is prettier cuz perry has a bigger forehead

  35. Qon 21 May 2012 at 8:15 am

    The one on the right (perry, I presume) looks like the joker from batman!!!!!!

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