Jul 08 2010
What Is Elvis Looking At?
We do a lot of posts on this site pertaining to movies, games, television and I suppose other various forms of entertainment. But once in a while we’ll see something so random and interesting that it has to go on our site.
I’m quite certain this picture qualifies aren’t you? I mean what in the hell is Elvis staring at? Tell you what guys. Whoever can come up with the most interesting explanation for what is ailing The King gets to have an article of theirs published on this site.
What’s wrong with Elvis????
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He just found out that his future daughter will marry a black guy ACTING like a white guy and then a white guy who CAN’T act.
he’s wondering “Why the fuck is Lebron calling himself the “King”?”
the smiling small guy behind him just poked his finger up Elvis’ ass
Clearly he saw something that made him “all shook up”
A time traveller has just informed him that in a few short years, he’ll be dressing in sequined jumpsuits, rocking a potbelly, and throwing scarves at women in Vegas.
He saw a vision of himself in the future. Fat, in a white suit, trying to move his hips while holding a box of donuts.
Or, it feels like he is staring into my soul. Judging me. I kind of feel bad now.
I think he just discovered the dude next to him…..you know, the one with the gums.
He’s seeing that in the future when musician biopics are the thing in Hollywood for a good year and a half Johnny Cash and Ray Charles get feature length films with Oscar nominated/winning actors. He, “The King”, gets a CBS miniseries starring that Irish dude from Mission Impossible 3 and the fat girl from the practice.
The photographers cologne smells like KFC!
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He just saw Buster trying to make it over the wall and failing miserably.
Oh My God!I thought it was JUST a fart!” So, that’s why they call it a “Mess Hall”.
He just realized that is not the USO uniform he’s wearing.
“What’s everyone smiling about? What!? Mom? NO!”
He is looking into a wormhole in which he sees himself dying on the toilet, instead of in the orgy he had always dreamed of.
Dwight D. Eisenhower Just walked by and said “I’m saving that rocker for the day when I feel as old as I really am.”
Yes, that’s a real quote, and Elvis is scare $hit less while his band of brothers are laughing it up
Elvis was never in the army, this is an old-school photo bomb. Phomb.
Everyone else in the picture is overexposed and he is like 15 shades darker. Sharker.
Sergeant: Presley, you’re promoted!
Elvis: Really?
Sergeant: No, you’re getting shipped out. And I hate your music.
Elvis: o_O
I am thinking an entire pallet of empty body bags that is being loaded on to the same plane his unit is going on.
Either that or a grey alien bumming a cigarrette of a G.I. Turns out this photo was taken at Area 51.
Or maybe, just maybe, the same gremlin Shatner saw in that Twilight Zone episode.
Fried peanut butter and banana sammich, 12 o’clock.
Michael J. Fox maybe?
After the flash, he realized that he’s just wasting his time in the army, that he needs to grab a guitar then go to Alabama and learn fancy dance moves from a boy named Forrest Gump!
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