It’s one thing to be hot, it’s another to be a superhero, but when the two combine, it often results in some pretty ridiculous costumes that hinder more than help. Sure, you might want criminals to stop and marvel at your abs, but wouldn’t you rather have a bulletproof plate there instead in case your dazzling stomach doesn’t hold their attention?

From high heels to eye masks, check out the most impractical superhero costumes here.