May 11 2010
I Can’t Tell if This is Destroying or Improving My Childhood Memories

I know we’re uh, five months away from Halloween, but I found this picture and before I knew it, I had already written a post about it like it was a physical reaction.
Ladies take note, everyone knows Halloween is the one day of the year where it’s socially acceptable to publicly parade around in outfits that would make your father cry.
But all the old favorites are tired these days. Sexy nurse, police officer, fireman, nun, girl scout, Hermione Granger. They’ve all been done. But sexy Ninja Turtles? Are you kidding me? That’ll get you your own post on a website.
Now stop making that stupid duck face and I’ll give you a perfect 10.
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In my experience, Duckface usually = sorostitute.
but that’s just fine by me….
my wet dream
I was just about to complain about the duckface and then saw that you already did. Glad your on top things
It looks stupid as hell, but the Duckface pretty much guarantees they’re an easy lay so I’d forgive it.
There should be a Donatello dancing up on a stripper pole.
Amirite?
@ illeaturfamily
She’s too busy in the back room giving shredder head for coke.
Which would make for an even more awesome picture.