May 10 2010

The Horrendously Awesome Star Fox 64 Promo Video

Published by at 7:00 pm under Video Games,Videos

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBF3X3ZaS2Q

I really miss the 90s, and this video is a prime example of why, as you’ll see. It’s a promo video made by Nintendo Power to promote the then-upcoming Star Fox 64, but rather than just show gameplay footage explained by the designers, they decided to make it a mini-movie. The plot? Oh, the plot.

A Nintendo test pilot parachutes down(?) and is immediately captured by the bumbling duo of Sony and Sega operatives (I almost typed “Microsoft” right there). They tie him up and torture a doll of Mario with electrodes in front of him until he spills all the secrets of the upcoming game. Insert game footage.

This is truly some of the WORST acting I’ve ever seen…in anything, and I’m just relieved that the test pilot wasn’t Nathan Fillion like I thought he was for two seconds.

Shit I think I’m going to dust off the 64 and get some Star Fox going. Also, WHY IS THERE NOT A NEW STARFOX GAME?





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5 responses so far

  • lalo

    I said it before on a early post….Miyamoto or Nintendo don’t care about this old-but-great franchise RIGHT NOW (or maybe they didn’t really care), maybe within 3 or 4 years but I guess it’ll be too late.

  • Summoner

    Holy crap, I’ve been to that building…nostalgia.

  • Waky.

    They forgot one my favorite parts about starfox 64. The scret levels, endings, and bosses that let you choose different story lines for the game.

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  • Kingofsheep

    I watched this video over and over again as I was waiting for this game to come out… still one of my favorite videos of all time.

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