Go here to see douchey heroes.

Yes, superheroes save the earth like it’s their job because well, it is, but in day to day life, their powers sometimes give them the feeling that they’re better than everyone. Cracked held a photoshop contest to show what asshole-ish superheroes are like, and the results are pretty hilarious. Check it out above.

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The Countdown

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The Lost finale is now a half hour longer – [WarmingGlow]

Kid makes a bomb out of a Game Boy – [Double Kill]

Fight scene or gay porn? You decide! – [HolyTaco]

Birds singing the Star Wars theme – [Manofest]

The 50 hottest Mexican actresses – [BroBible]

Pay anything for five awesome indie games – [RockPaperShotgun]

Eight electrifying taser videos – [DJMick]

The most glaring inconsistencies in sitcom history – [Guyism]

The ten coolest ways to die in movies – [Gunaxin]

Five things you didn’t know about Cinco de Mayo – [COED]

Robert Rodriguez directs a Kat Dennings music video – [Pajiba]

The new Machete trailer is awesome – [ToplessRobot]

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