Today is Star Wars Day (may the 4th be with you, the internet tells me), so I figure yet another Star Wars post is in order, because Princess Leia roasting George Lucas just isn’t enough.

Though this sign is kind of a buzzkill, the way it’s written is playful enough to not be considered dickish, though I suppose “You break it, you buy it” would have sufficed as well.

That being said, do you think the kind of kid who wants to run around whacking people with lightsabers is going to hold still long enough to be lectured by a paragraph long sign? I don’t think so.

I wonder if in my lifetime, we’ll ever see another fictional weapon as cool as the lightsaber. What do you think is the closest so far?