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Sick of Modern Warfare 2 yet? Well, I’m getting close with all the campers and noob tubers mucking up every game. Well, there’ a new chapter on the way called Callof Duty: Black Ops, and its developer Treyarch’s first stab at the “modern” genre, as they’re FINALLY moving on from WWII. There’s a new trailer online, and is it just me, or does it seem like they’re reassembling your guy who got nuked in the first Modern Warfare? Hmm.

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The Countdown

The seven worst typos of all time – [Cracked]

Hank Azaria makes an awesome Gargamel – [FilmDrunk]

MacGruber’s best photobombs – [HolyTaco]

Obama burns Jay Leno – [WarmingGlow]

The five WSOP players you meet in hell – [Gunaxin]

Are people getting sick of Robert Downey Jr? – [Pajiba]

A blanket that sucks up farts – [Manofest]

An epic Goldeneye standoff – [CollegeHumor]

The six stages of getting drunk – [COED]

JCVD singing will blow your mind – [Attuworld]

Everything you need to know about Halo: Reach – [Heavy]

Johnny Depp stares down an LA mugger – [BroBible]

Seven crafty zoo escapes – [MentalFloss]

The eight greatest nerdy wrist accessories – [ToplessRobot]

Conan’s 60 Minutes interview – [ScreenJunkies]