Apr 30 2010

Obama Now Can Do Battle With the X-Men and G.I. Joe

Published by at 7:30 pm under Images,Oddly Enough


But sadly, he must do it without clothes on, for whatever reason.

Actually, technically this isn’t supposed to be Obama, despite you know, them having the EXACT SAME FACE and all. It’s just an “African-American” action figure, surely to diversify your “Caucasian only” action figure collection. Or to serve as one of those bendable drawing models, because that’s really what it looks like.

I think I’m most confused about why he comes with two pairs of hands. It’s not like they’re selling separate accessories he can hold. Why not give him, you know, underpants? That would go a long way as no one is going to listen to a castrated president.

Buy him here.

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4 Responses to “Obama Now Can Do Battle With the X-Men and G.I. Joe”

  1. doggiedaddyon 03 May 2010 at 3:33 am

    Unlike the real one, this doll actually fixes the economy, ends 2 failed wars, promotes green energy, pushes for a ‘public option’ with so-called national health care, can’t steal votes from other members on his party and doesn’t praise Reagan.

    A magical doll indeed.

    I’ll call mine HOPE

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  4. TheRevieweron 10 May 2011 at 10:15 am

    …real-like head, two sets of hands…..no pants…..don’t know where to begin, no worse than Totally Tattoos Barbie….

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