Apr 28 2010
10 Jay Leno Faces That Will Prove You Just Aren’t Allowed to Like Him
Jay Leno sucks. Period. I’m not even going to go on about how much he sucks. Because I’m assuming that most people who read this site are in agreement on this fact, yes fact. He’s not funny at all. He’s horrible interviewer and we all know he doesn’t give a rat’s ass about how any of this stuff with he and Conan went down.
This is just my own personal call out on Jay Leno. It’s never fun knowing someone as sucky as this guy makes all this money for a show that really blows. I guess some things in this world cannot be explained. Leno is clearly one of these things.
So for all you others who can’t stand the guy, here’s a nice collection of 10 pictures that will make you dislike him more…
“Hi, I suck big time.”
“Hello, I suck.”
“Hey, I don’t even know that this guy is next to me. I suck.”
“Uhhh, I think I suck, right?”
“I suuuuuuuuuuuuucckkk, pleaaase get me off the air!”
“Really? Oooohhh cookies! I suck.”
”I’m about to fart and I still suck.”
“Did you know I just farted and suck?”
“I’m young and I suck!”
More Unreal Posts
- The Morning Link: Roasting Leno for the Hell of It
- 2004: “Here it is Conan, It’s Yours”
- Probably the Greatest Collection Ever
- Kimmel DESTROYS Leno on His Own Show
- A Grim Look at How Times Change
Just a heads up – Conan is gonna be on 60 MInutes this Sunday. CBS is not even allowed to advertise this until after May 1 due to Conan’s exit agreement with NBC (or some junk like that)
god dammit i hate that face.
why does he wear so much denim shirts????
@boss
Because he longs to remain in a time where people actually cared what he thought.
aka late 80′s early 90′s.
b/c denim shirts are the only type of shirt that won’t kill itself afterwards
You guys realize that Conan screwed Leno first right why would NBC kick Leno off the tonight show if he was number one for somethign like 6 years in a row? Its cause Conan threatened to walk if he didnt take Leno’s spot and once he took it he immediately made a number one show drop to last place!
Thanks for the pics, but nothing can make me dislike this man more than I already did. Frankly, his looks are his best asset.
Understandable, but Conan isn’t funny either. In fact, Conan is actually less funny than Jay Leno.
Okay seriously guys,
I went to see Jay Leno at a local college about 25 years ago with my sister and he was hysterical . . . . by the way, did I mention it was 25 years ago!!!
peace !
Terrible captioning. And, obviously, Jay Leno sucks, but his appearance, coupled with the sense of comfort and likability he radiates, is what, I think, makes him so appealing, thus explaining his laughably contrived choice of clothing he wears to portray an image of the ‘every-man,’ ‘average-joe,’ etc.
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The captioning could have been improved. Here’s what I would have done
1. “Hi ya i’m Jay, and while I’m not funny i’ll still be on tv until the day my viewers die.”
2. “Hi ya, don’t let me seemingly sweet smile fool you, i’m really evil and want to take over NBC and the entire world.”
3. “Does anyone think that the two guys with the t shirts are possibly related?”
4. “Slow news day, huh?”
5. “I sure hope that I’ll win America’s Got Talent.”
6. “Ever wonder why you don’t see me in live-action films? It’s because my attempt at acting in a film is hardly memorable and no one’s ever heard of it. So that’s why i’m the voice-over guy, they call me Jay ‘the voice over guy’ Leno.”
7. “I’m trying to be all menacing and serious but most of the time I just tend to come across as being too comical.”
8. “I may not be a very funny comedian but did you know that I’m very good at whistling?”
9. “And here’s at one of my attempts at acting in a film, sadly after this I did a forgettable buddy cop movie that no one seems to know about.”
But overall, very good.