Go here to read the Stormtrooper Handbook.

It takes more than just the ability to keep your armor looking spotless to serve as a Stormtrooper in the Imperial army. In fact, there’s a whole handbook of what it takes to be a soldier, and you can read it by clicking on the preview above. Just remember you are never, EVER allowed to take your helmet off.

Imperial march over to Unreality’s Facebook page.

The Countdown

Jennifer Lopez’s new movie is annihilated by critics – [FilmDrunk]

Seven future Facebook features – [COED]

Breck Eisner might Escape from New York – [UGO]

25 cartoons in real life – [HolyTaco]

Why are kids’ movies pussified these days? – [Pajiba]

12 things you can do on a Segway – [MentalFloss]

The banned Modern Warfare 2 commercial – [Manofest]

Eastbound and down is heading to Mexico -[WarmingGlow]

How do you pronounce that Iceland volcano? – [Attuworld]

Gundam cafe opens in Tokyo – [ToplessRobot]

Stephen Hawking has a trippy new science show – [Asylum]

Seven of Nine is still really hot – [DJMick]

The best Street Fighter battle of all time – [Caveman Circus]

Are you man enough for the Spartan Race? – [BroBible]

Ridley Scott talks about the Alien prequel – [ScreenJunkies]

The 10 saviors of the WWE – [BleacherReport]