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Little known fact: Robocop is a big metaphor for Jesus Christ. No really, that’s what the director is saying at least. What a robotic killing machine has to do with Jesus, I’m not quite sure, other than they were both dead at some point, but when Jesus came back, I don’t recall him blow people’s heads off with automatic weapons.

Jesus (and Robocop) love Unreality’s Facebook page.

The Countdown

Olivia Munn is annoying, but super hot – [HolyTaco]

10 traits that will come in handy during the apocalypse – [Cracked]

Roger Ebert gives Kick-Ass one star – [UGO]

If girls ruled in the internet instead of boys – [CollegeHumor]

The 13 types of tweeters on Twitter – [MentalFloss]

Fake hot chicks! Beach volleyball online is in beta – [RockPaperShotgun]

Jose Also has sick soccer skills – [Heavy]

How to lose your virginity before you die – [COED]

How Jackie Robinson lives on – [Bleacher Report]

Heidi Montag wants to be “Barbie Bourne” – [Pajiba]

Courtney Love doesn’t want Pattinson as Cobain – [DJMick]

As seen on TV, The Boyfriend! – [Attuworld]

The songs guys love to hate – [BroBible]

There’s a porn version of The Big Bang Theory? – [Topless Robot]

The 9 types of people you’ll meet in a casino – [Guyism]

Michael Bay is making a reality TV show – [WarmingGlow]