Mario Kart is one game that I distinctly remember having more power than most video games.  And by power I’m referring to the addictive qualities it possessed.  From the sounds of “Waaario!” and “Hehehehe!” to the precision of firing a red shell, it was fantastic.

And in college I can remember literally almost getting into fist fights over “who’s next?” when someone was waiting to get in a race.  Ah, those days are long gone but Mario Kart still lives on and kicks ass.

But imagine those weapons were real?  Cracked has done a comprehensive analysis on if the Mario Kart weapons were in fact real.