httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCiageqMHJc

This may be the shortest video we’ve ever posted on Unreality, clocking in at a mere nine seconds long, but it’s also one of the best. It’s from the documentary “I Trust You To Kill Me” which Conan O’Brien showed a clip of on his show way back when.

The clip? Well, it features a discussion of whether or not Kiefer Sutherland is actually a pirate (as he says, “that would explain everything”) and his subsequent tackling of a Christmas tree. He’s CLEARLY smashed out of his mind this clip, and I have it from reliable sources who have actually partied with Kiefer before, this is pretty standard behavior for the man. I would expect nothing less from Jack Bauer.