Mar 18 2010
Star Wars Gone Sexy Burlesque Show

After seeing the images you are about to see I’m pretty sure it’s safe to say you might not be visiting the Bordello Club in Los Angeles. Well this unless you have completely strange fetishes and get off on women wearing things like garbage, rubber, metal, and whatever the hell else that goes on there.
However, that’s not really what we’re bringing you here today. Today we’ve come across some pictures of a Burlesque show that centered on a pretty interesting theme: Star Wars.
I’m not quite sure if these images are “sexy” or disturbing. I’m sure plenty of people got their rocks off but I don’t know, you be the judge.
Princess Leia – Olivia Bellafontaine

OK here we see something “normal.” The show sets off a good tone by having Leia, the obvious choice. Almost every man can find Princess Leia to be sexy. So clearly I have no problem with this. However, the show takes some turns.
C3PO – Lucy Fur

I’m wondering if she came onto the stage with a British Accent. She reminds me too much of that old WWF Wrestler Gold something. I’ll bet some guys really dig that gold mask. Yikes. I’d hate to see the after party.
Boba Fett – Audrey Deluxe

I mean I guess I like the little skirt and all. I suppose it’s kind of cool not to see the face? You’re left to the imagination? I don’t know. This is tough.
Darth Vader – Charlotte LaBelle

There are plenty of ways to make a sexy Darth Vader. This is not one of them.
Storm Trooper – Courtney Cruz

OK, I admit I’m kind of turned on by this.
Jabba – Scarlet O’Gasm






You try explaining that series of events because I can’t at all.
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I saw more of this on another site, and R2D2 and Chewbacca are other creepy additions that were in this show. How the hell someone thinks making Chewie or Jabba sexy is a good idea is beyond me.