Mar 12 2010
What’s the Matter with Spiderman?

Jesus Christ lady stop choking him!
OK I know this is a blow up doll and all that but how often do you see a somewhat vintage looking black and white photo of a woman carrying Spiderman?
Why does it look like his feet are cut off? And why is his hand so damned big? And why does she have him in a headlock? Ugh. So many questions. So little answers.
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Looks like she enjoys having his hand on her crotch, and notice how she has his face pulled firmly against her breast. We can’t see the front of him but I bet he’s hung like a mule judging by the size of his hand. It’s a Spiderman sex doll, hope I answered all your questions now that we got to the bottom of this mystery.
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