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> <channel><title>Comments on: Unreal Movie Review: Alice in Wonderland</title> <atom:link href="http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/08/unreal-movie-review-alice-in-wonderland/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/08/unreal-movie-review-alice-in-wonderland/</link> <description></description> <lastBuildDate>Sat, 26 May 2012 15:28:06 +0000</lastBuildDate> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2</generator> <item><title>By: Kimberly</title><link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/08/unreal-movie-review-alice-in-wonderland/#comment-78635</link> <dc:creator>Kimberly</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 18:37:36 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/08/unreal-movie-review-alice-in-wonderland/#comment-78635</guid> <description>I loved this movie, I really did. I&#039;ve seen it twice and will continue to see it. I&#039;m a die hard Tim Burton and Johnny Depp film, and yes I do get a bit offended when someone says something against them, but I do feel you all have your opinion. While this movie wasn&#039;t what I expected, I thought it was great! It was visually stunning and I loved Johnny as the Mad Hatter, and his switch between accents. I was hoping that this movie would be more like the Disney version, not exactly like it, but with similar experiences like her growing in the house, the bitchy flowers, some like that. The only character I thought was weird was the Knave. Crispin Glover looked so strange, his length was a little exagerated and looked off to me. I LOVED the cat, he had the same essence that the Disney version had, but was a little off and I loved him. The dancing at the end was wrong for me, they really should have left that out, it just didn&#039;t fit with the whole mood the movie had established. I am so frustrated that she went back to the real world. I would love to have seen him keep parts of this story, but apply it to a Disney type Alice.To end this, I loved the movie, I really, really loved it, but I will aknowledge that it had it&#039;s problems, but none of them were as bad as all these others have been complaining about.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I loved this movie, I really did. I&#8217;ve seen it twice and will continue to see it. I&#8217;m a die hard Tim Burton and Johnny Depp film, and yes I do get a bit offended when someone says something against them, but I do feel you all have your opinion. While this movie wasn&#8217;t what I expected, I thought it was great! It was visually stunning and I loved Johnny as the Mad Hatter, and his switch between accents. I was hoping that this movie would be more like the Disney version, not exactly like it, but with similar experiences like her growing in the house, the bitchy flowers, some like that. The only character I thought was weird was the Knave. Crispin Glover looked so strange, his length was a little exagerated and looked off to me. I LOVED the cat, he had the same essence that the Disney version had, but was a little off and I loved him. The dancing at the end was wrong for me, they really should have left that out, it just didn&#8217;t fit with the whole mood the movie had established. I am so frustrated that she went back to the real world. I would love to have seen him keep parts of this story, but apply it to a Disney type Alice.</p><p>To end this, I loved the movie, I really, really loved it, but I will aknowledge that it had it&#8217;s problems, but none of them were as bad as all these others have been complaining about.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: KierzoSBC</title><link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/08/unreal-movie-review-alice-in-wonderland/#comment-73995</link> <dc:creator>KierzoSBC</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 07:29:33 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/08/unreal-movie-review-alice-in-wonderland/#comment-73995</guid> <description>I seen this in 3d on Sunday night and although I enjoyed the experience as a whole, it&#039;s probably not a movie I would watch again.As already described; the fact that the ending is given away when Alice first his Wonderland is dissapointing to say the least and the lack of overall substance in a movie that was based on possibly the most interesting Disney cartoon of all time is simply ridiculous.I have to agree that The Red Queen is the most appealing part of this movie. HBC was fantastic in the role and despite Tim Burton&#039;s clear lack of diversity in everything he does and how tired his stupid curley wirley hills and gothic trees are getting, he hit the nail bang on the head with the direction he took with this character.I get what you&#039;re saying about the Mad Hatter being under developed but I have to say, I loved how he would go in and out of the Scottish Broag depending on the situation i.e. when he felt threatened or when he&#039;s not playing the vulnerable Hatter...for anyone to question why this was happening or to consider it &quot;confusing&quot; as one guy did is simply moronic. It&#039;s clear that it was put in place to describe his schizophrenic nature.I too liked the &quot;Fatboys&quot;. they were something different that I wasnt expecting and worked well. The rest of the characters, although being simple 3d versions of they&#039;re former selves were also pleasing as, lets be honest here, we didnt go to see &quot;Alice In Wonderland 3D&quot; to see a completely different movie with little reference to the original and the voice acting on all these characters was superb.So to sum up, I would say that should they make a similar type of remake with say, Phantasm...DO NOT give it to Tim Burton and DO NOT tell us how the movie will end within the first 20mins!! Could have and should have been a 8/9 out of 10 movie but instead, I&#039;d give it a 5.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I seen this in 3d on Sunday night and although I enjoyed the experience as a whole, it&#8217;s probably not a movie I would watch again.</p><p>As already described; the fact that the ending is given away when Alice first his Wonderland is dissapointing to say the least and the lack of overall substance in a movie that was based on possibly the most interesting Disney cartoon of all time is simply ridiculous.</p><p>I have to agree that The Red Queen is the most appealing part of this movie. HBC was fantastic in the role and despite Tim Burton&#8217;s clear lack of diversity in everything he does and how tired his stupid curley wirley hills and gothic trees are getting, he hit the nail bang on the head with the direction he took with this character.</p><p>I get what you&#8217;re saying about the Mad Hatter being under developed but I have to say, I loved how he would go in and out of the Scottish Broag depending on the situation i.e. when he felt threatened or when he&#8217;s not playing the vulnerable Hatter&#8230;for anyone to question why this was happening or to consider it &#8220;confusing&#8221; as one guy did is simply moronic. It&#8217;s clear that it was put in place to describe his schizophrenic nature.</p><p>I too liked the &#8220;Fatboys&#8221;. they were something different that I wasnt expecting and worked well. The rest of the characters, although being simple 3d versions of they&#8217;re former selves were also pleasing as, lets be honest here, we didnt go to see &#8220;Alice In Wonderland 3D&#8221; to see a completely different movie with little reference to the original and the voice acting on all these characters was superb.</p><p>So to sum up, I would say that should they make a similar type of remake with say, Phantasm&#8230;DO NOT give it to Tim Burton and DO NOT tell us how the movie will end within the first 20mins!! Could have and should have been a 8/9 out of 10 movie but instead, I&#8217;d give it a 5.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: DynamoScotch</title><link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/08/unreal-movie-review-alice-in-wonderland/#comment-73123</link> <dc:creator>DynamoScotch</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:15:12 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/08/unreal-movie-review-alice-in-wonderland/#comment-73123</guid> <description>I agree with postal in their comment on the hatter&#039;s dance. It came suddenly and unnecessarily out of nowhere, and it completely killed what mood the film had established. Since when has the somewhat realistic hatter been able to spin his head around and move with robotic-like agility?And this is only semi-related to the film, but I&#039;ve been curious as to whether or not Carrol was implying that (playing) cards were inferior to chess due to one being the lumbering and slightly clumsy minions of evil, while the others are dignified soldiers of good??? Or perhaps i&#039;m reading too much into nothingness.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree with postal in their comment on the hatter&#8217;s dance. It came suddenly and unnecessarily out of nowhere, and it completely killed what mood the film had established. Since when has the somewhat realistic hatter been able to spin his head around and move with robotic-like agility?</p><p>And this is only semi-related to the film, but I&#8217;ve been curious as to whether or not Carrol was implying that (playing) cards were inferior to chess due to one being the lumbering and slightly clumsy minions of evil, while the others are dignified soldiers of good??? Or perhaps i&#8217;m reading too much into nothingness.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: zero</title><link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/08/unreal-movie-review-alice-in-wonderland/#comment-73110</link> <dc:creator>zero</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:01:26 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/08/unreal-movie-review-alice-in-wonderland/#comment-73110</guid> <description>honestly, i remember reading this story when i was a child and thought, wtf. might be a fun movie to watch when you are high, but that&#039;s every movie...</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>honestly, i remember reading this story when i was a child and thought, wtf. might be a fun movie to watch when you are high, but that&#8217;s every movie&#8230;</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Adam</title><link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/08/unreal-movie-review-alice-in-wonderland/#comment-73057</link> <dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 18:45:42 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/08/unreal-movie-review-alice-in-wonderland/#comment-73057</guid> <description>I agree with most of what you said, but at the same time, I don&#039;t think you know what a blunt is.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree with most of what you said, but at the same time, I don&#8217;t think you know what a blunt is.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: seeinidawg</title><link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/08/unreal-movie-review-alice-in-wonderland/#comment-73033</link> <dc:creator>seeinidawg</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:48:10 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/08/unreal-movie-review-alice-in-wonderland/#comment-73033</guid> <description>I understand that it is now cheaper and easier to do everything on computers in the world of today, but my God.  My hopes for this movie were so high and they were soon dashed from the beginning while she was falling down the hole.  If it looks fake, I am withdrawn from the story completely.  It all looked fake! The Red Queen looked good, but I can&#039;t remember one thing other than her that impressed me.  Why does a dog need to be CGI and talk?  Maybe if they kept him from talking he would&#039;ve been cuter, or if he was a real dog that talked.  I don&#039;t know.  Why did the Jaberwocky have to talk?  Why couldn&#039;t he just have been a wild monster like he was built up to be?  The rabbit looked fake, the caterpillar looked fake, the pig she put her feet on looked fake, the dog and puppies looked fake, the twins looked fake, Crispin Glover looked fake because for some reason he had to be eight foot tall, the cat looked fake.  I guess what I think they should have done is just make Alice and the Hatter CGI and maybe it would have all looked okay, like Shrek or something.  I was completely underwhelmed.  Worst role by Johnny Depp, by far, especially because there was so much to work with.  Maybe it was because most of the time he was talking to a tennis ball on a stick in front of a green screen.  Of course I could bitch about this all day long, but I won&#039;t.  I just want to ask this.  Why did she go back to the real world?  It seemed apparent at the first of the movie that she pretty much hated her life.  Was I the only one that sensed that she had nothing going for her?  And where did her immediate idea to ship directly to China come from?  Where did that come from?  So she left Wonderland to become a business woman?  I didn&#039;t buy that shit for a second.  It was a quick end to a forgettable movie that should have been Tim Burton&#039;s return to the realm of awesome filmmaking.  Whoever told him that his original style wasn&#039;t good enough for the masses and that he needed to make changes to his process, needs to be shot.  And if he came up with that idea on his own, then I have officially lost faith in one of my favorite directors.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I understand that it is now cheaper and easier to do everything on computers in the world of today, but my God.  My hopes for this movie were so high and they were soon dashed from the beginning while she was falling down the hole.  If it looks fake, I am withdrawn from the story completely.  It all looked fake! The Red Queen looked good, but I can&#8217;t remember one thing other than her that impressed me.  Why does a dog need to be CGI and talk?  Maybe if they kept him from talking he would&#8217;ve been cuter, or if he was a real dog that talked.  I don&#8217;t know.  Why did the Jaberwocky have to talk?  Why couldn&#8217;t he just have been a wild monster like he was built up to be?  The rabbit looked fake, the caterpillar looked fake, the pig she put her feet on looked fake, the dog and puppies looked fake, the twins looked fake, Crispin Glover looked fake because for some reason he had to be eight foot tall, the cat looked fake.  I guess what I think they should have done is just make Alice and the Hatter CGI and maybe it would have all looked okay, like Shrek or something.  I was completely underwhelmed.  Worst role by Johnny Depp, by far, especially because there was so much to work with.  Maybe it was because most of the time he was talking to a tennis ball on a stick in front of a green screen.  Of course I could bitch about this all day long, but I won&#8217;t.  I just want to ask this.  Why did she go back to the real world?  It seemed apparent at the first of the movie that she pretty much hated her life.  Was I the only one that sensed that she had nothing going for her?  And where did her immediate idea to ship directly to China come from?  Where did that come from?  So she left Wonderland to become a business woman?  I didn&#8217;t buy that shit for a second.  It was a quick end to a forgettable movie that should have been Tim Burton&#8217;s return to the realm of awesome filmmaking.  Whoever told him that his original style wasn&#8217;t good enough for the masses and that he needed to make changes to his process, needs to be shot.  And if he came up with that idea on his own, then I have officially lost faith in one of my favorite directors.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: MacGyver1138</title><link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/08/unreal-movie-review-alice-in-wonderland/#comment-72974</link> <dc:creator>MacGyver1138</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:31:14 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/08/unreal-movie-review-alice-in-wonderland/#comment-72974</guid> <description>The disappointing thing about this is that Tim Burton from 15 or 20 years ago might have done this story some justice.Burton&#039;s best stuff has always been when he gets to run loose with original ideas.  I loved Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice and Nightmare Before Christmas.  He did a pretty good job with Pee Wee and Batman too, even though those weren&#039;t original ideas.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The disappointing thing about this is that Tim Burton from 15 or 20 years ago might have done this story some justice.</p><p>Burton&#8217;s best stuff has always been when he gets to run loose with original ideas.  I loved Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice and Nightmare Before Christmas.  He did a pretty good job with Pee Wee and Batman too, even though those weren&#8217;t original ideas.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: LawlessVictory</title><link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/08/unreal-movie-review-alice-in-wonderland/#comment-72970</link> <dc:creator>LawlessVictory</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:19:35 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/08/unreal-movie-review-alice-in-wonderland/#comment-72970</guid> <description>The frustrating thing with Burton is that his hardcore followers are fanatics.  You even slightly criticize the man and you&#039;re a terrible person who deserves to die.  In my book, like most directors or creative types, he&#039;s made some fantastic films, some that are all hype, and some that are downright terrible.  I love &quot;Ed Wood,&quot; but have never been too keen on his Batman flicks in the long run, for example.That said, I was really hoping the inherent psychological content/symbolism/depth in Alice would hold up even with Burton&#039;s visual method of storytelling.  It seems as though that is not the case.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The frustrating thing with Burton is that his hardcore followers are fanatics.  You even slightly criticize the man and you&#8217;re a terrible person who deserves to die.  In my book, like most directors or creative types, he&#8217;s made some fantastic films, some that are all hype, and some that are downright terrible.  I love &#8220;Ed Wood,&#8221; but have never been too keen on his Batman flicks in the long run, for example.</p><p>That said, I was really hoping the inherent psychological content/symbolism/depth in Alice would hold up even with Burton&#8217;s visual method of storytelling.  It seems as though that is not the case.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Madison</title><link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/08/unreal-movie-review-alice-in-wonderland/#comment-72962</link> <dc:creator>Madison</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:37:43 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/08/unreal-movie-review-alice-in-wonderland/#comment-72962</guid> <description>I totally called that this would suck; I have no idea how anyone could have thought otherwise - unless they&#039;re a totally casual moviegoer, I guess.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I totally called that this would suck; I have no idea how anyone could have thought otherwise &#8211; unless they&#8217;re a totally casual moviegoer, I guess.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: mcnugget</title><link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/08/unreal-movie-review-alice-in-wonderland/#comment-72960</link> <dc:creator>mcnugget</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:25:47 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/08/unreal-movie-review-alice-in-wonderland/#comment-72960</guid> <description>mad hatter looks like frodo</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>mad hatter looks like frodo</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> </channel> </rss>
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