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	<title>Comments on: Steve Martin Ironing a Cat</title>
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		<title>By: Julie</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/02/28/steve-martin-ironing-a-cat/#comment-356345</link>
		<dc:creator>Julie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 12:24:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jackass</description>
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		<title>By: Julie</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/02/28/steve-martin-ironing-a-cat/#comment-356343</link>
		<dc:creator>Julie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 12:22:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You horrible man,ironing an inoccent kitty mitten...You should go to jail for that...**poops in a bag leaves it on your doorstep flaming**</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You horrible man,ironing an inoccent kitty mitten&#8230;You should go to jail for that&#8230;**poops in a bag leaves it on your doorstep flaming**</p>
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		<title>By: Bob Newell</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/02/28/steve-martin-ironing-a-cat/#comment-333756</link>
		<dc:creator>Bob Newell</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2011 03:10:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Steve Martin is a major Jerk. He just played the venue where I work in Wyoming. He insisted on the entire building  including the catering area which is also where our offices are at completely vacated so that he would not have to endure any of us talking to him. So we waited outside in the sun for two hours outside the building waiting for him to finish eating dinner and rehearsing with his band. I was walking around the front of the building and I saw that he was alone playing his banjo and I listened to him for one minute from 25 feet away. He set down his instrument and went inside and asked someone on his tour staff to come out to ask us to leave. Does he not know that I realize that him asking someone to get us to leave is the same as him asking it? That outside area was not off limits. He should have stayed inside the building that he insisted be locked down. Then he refused to autograph a photo of him another guy brought, or have his photo taken. I can understand this is a free country, he can do whatever he wants, but geez, between his guarantee and this cut of the profits, his band probably walked away with 100 grand. 
The limo driver who picked him up at the airport told me that when he picked him up, he put out his hand to introduce himself saying, &quot;Hello Mr, Martin, I am your limo driver and it is a pleasure to serve you today.&quot; He said that Steve, just brushed him off didn&#039;t respond and didn&#039;t say two words all the way between the airport and the venue. It certainly appears Mr. Martin is sick of his fans and wants absolutely nothing to do with them.
Maybe customers should keep this story in mind when they are about to purchase tickets to Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Steve Martin is a major Jerk. He just played the venue where I work in Wyoming. He insisted on the entire building  including the catering area which is also where our offices are at completely vacated so that he would not have to endure any of us talking to him. So we waited outside in the sun for two hours outside the building waiting for him to finish eating dinner and rehearsing with his band. I was walking around the front of the building and I saw that he was alone playing his banjo and I listened to him for one minute from 25 feet away. He set down his instrument and went inside and asked someone on his tour staff to come out to ask us to leave. Does he not know that I realize that him asking someone to get us to leave is the same as him asking it? That outside area was not off limits. He should have stayed inside the building that he insisted be locked down. Then he refused to autograph a photo of him another guy brought, or have his photo taken. I can understand this is a free country, he can do whatever he wants, but geez, between his guarantee and this cut of the profits, his band probably walked away with 100 grand.<br />
The limo driver who picked him up at the airport told me that when he picked him up, he put out his hand to introduce himself saying, &#8220;Hello Mr, Martin, I am your limo driver and it is a pleasure to serve you today.&#8221; He said that Steve, just brushed him off didn&#8217;t respond and didn&#8217;t say two words all the way between the airport and the venue. It certainly appears Mr. Martin is sick of his fans and wants absolutely nothing to do with them.<br />
Maybe customers should keep this story in mind when they are about to purchase tickets to Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers.</p>
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		<title>By: Nicole</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/02/28/steve-martin-ironing-a-cat/#comment-100908</link>
		<dc:creator>Nicole</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 03:36:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ve actually heard Steve Martin is a huge dick in real life. Which is rather shocking compared to the characters he has played. The only character I can picture fitting him to a T is The Jerk.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve actually heard Steve Martin is a huge dick in real life. Which is rather shocking compared to the characters he has played. The only character I can picture fitting him to a T is The Jerk.</p>
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		<title>By: Steve Martin. &#124; Boo Ya Pictures</title>
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		<dc:creator>Steve Martin. &#124; Boo Ya Pictures</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 17:06:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Monday Sucks. Here Are Some Links. — Tasty Booze</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/02/28/steve-martin-ironing-a-cat/#comment-70014</link>
		<dc:creator>Monday Sucks. Here Are Some Links. — Tasty Booze</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 16:47:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] People Watch Figure Skating (Chart) The Best Of Playboy’s Lab Rat (Video) Sexy Cat Women (Pics) Steve Martin Ironing a Cat (Pic) Modern day Romeo (Pic) The State of The Internet (Pic) The Best Corona Commercial (Video)     [...]</description>
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		<title>By: David</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/02/28/steve-martin-ironing-a-cat/#comment-69992</link>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 16:37:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Steve Martin is an ASSHOLE. I used to work at a hotel that he would stay at a lot. He is such an ASSHOLE!. I delt with a lot of jack-ass celebrities while there, and he was one of the worst. Pavoratti was actually the worst guest we ever had. But Steve Martin came in a close second. ASSHOLE.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Steve Martin is an ASSHOLE. I used to work at a hotel that he would stay at a lot. He is such an ASSHOLE!. I delt with a lot of jack-ass celebrities while there, and he was one of the worst. Pavoratti was actually the worst guest we ever had. But Steve Martin came in a close second. ASSHOLE.</p>
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		<title>By: Jay</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/02/28/steve-martin-ironing-a-cat/#comment-69742</link>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 03:35:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This picture is all irony</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This picture is all irony</p>
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		<title>By: FrankenPC</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/02/28/steve-martin-ironing-a-cat/#comment-69624</link>
		<dc:creator>FrankenPC</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 19:16:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I like it better when he&#039;s busy snorting a piano through his nose.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like it better when he&#8217;s busy snorting a piano through his nose.</p>
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