Feb 28 2010
Steve Martin Ironing a Cat
You might think cat ironing is cruel, but to be fair, this is what the kitten looked like beforehand.
Do you think he set it to purrrrmentant press? Heh. Is that even an ironing term? That’s not really my area of expertise as a I currently have a job that theoretically requires zero clothes at all. This does annoy my roommate somewhat.
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I like it better when he’s busy snorting a piano through his nose.
This picture is all irony
Steve Martin is an ASSHOLE. I used to work at a hotel that he would stay at a lot. He is such an ASSHOLE!. I delt with a lot of jack-ass celebrities while there, and he was one of the worst. Pavoratti was actually the worst guest we ever had. But Steve Martin came in a close second. ASSHOLE.
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I’ve actually heard Steve Martin is a huge dick in real life. Which is rather shocking compared to the characters he has played. The only character I can picture fitting him to a T is The Jerk.
Steve Martin is a major Jerk. He just played the venue where I work in Wyoming. He insisted on the entire building including the catering area which is also where our offices are at completely vacated so that he would not have to endure any of us talking to him. So we waited outside in the sun for two hours outside the building waiting for him to finish eating dinner and rehearsing with his band. I was walking around the front of the building and I saw that he was alone playing his banjo and I listened to him for one minute from 25 feet away. He set down his instrument and went inside and asked someone on his tour staff to come out to ask us to leave. Does he not know that I realize that him asking someone to get us to leave is the same as him asking it? That outside area was not off limits. He should have stayed inside the building that he insisted be locked down. Then he refused to autograph a photo of him another guy brought, or have his photo taken. I can understand this is a free country, he can do whatever he wants, but geez, between his guarantee and this cut of the profits, his band probably walked away with 100 grand.
The limo driver who picked him up at the airport told me that when he picked him up, he put out his hand to introduce himself saying, “Hello Mr, Martin, I am your limo driver and it is a pleasure to serve you today.” He said that Steve, just brushed him off didn’t respond and didn’t say two words all the way between the airport and the venue. It certainly appears Mr. Martin is sick of his fans and wants absolutely nothing to do with them.
Maybe customers should keep this story in mind when they are about to purchase tickets to Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers.
You horrible man,ironing an inoccent kitty mitten…You should go to jail for that…**poops in a bag leaves it on your doorstep flaming**
Jackass
I was on holiday in London back in 1989 and had just gone to see ‘Mississippi Burning’ w/ Gene Hackman & Willem Dafoe…We had just come out of the theater, it was the middle of the day, completely deserted and on a quiet cobble-stoned street- up walks Steve Martin and then wife Victoria Tennant …I saw him and immediately gave him a big smile and just said “Hello Mr. Martin” and kept walking. (At the time I was a huge fan of SNL. but honestly always felt Martin was incredibly obvious as a comedian and just overrated.)
BUT If looks could KILL… He gave me the most disgusted look I have ever seen like I was just sooo pedestrian …the hired help who had dared come upstairs. ALL I did was say HI. I was 28 at the time. I also lived in L.A. and quite frankly was used to running into and seeing celebrities (actors, directors, writers, musicians) all the time. The few times I did acknowledge them, they were extremely gracious.
I was not invasive at all w/ Martin, just a big smile and an acknowledgement of ‘HI’. ….I have never, ever been treated like “dirt” before by anyone. This guy most definitely wanted me to feel like dirt. I left that encounter wanting to think, ooh, maybe the guy was just having a bad day…but something told me he was really just a narcissistic self entitled POS.
If KARMA exists this little bugger will be very lonely. I hate mean and arrogant people.