Feb 25 2010
I Love You Private Valentine
With all due respect to Goldie Hawn in Private Benjamin, let’s not kid ourselves. This is by far the hottest picture of any celebrity in a true military outfit in a movie.
Have I been missing for the last 2 years? What the hell is the movie Major Movie Star? Did this thing go straight to video? I’m pretty sure no matter how bad the movie is I kind of owe it to myself to see every single movie that has Jessica Simpson in it.
“When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.”
Works for me!
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I was at the video store a couple weeks ago and saw this. I seriously considered renting it but decided not to out of respect to my brain.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXutugd67DA
It’s actually not that bad, considering I didn’t pay money to see it and it was on TBS. I’ve definitely seen worse… I’m looking at you Napoleon Dynamite.
There’s a really cute russian girl in the movie, wears glasses, i would watch it again just for her. but the movie is actually one of the better jessica simpson movies