I hate CSI with a passion, and I hate CSI: Miami one level past that, as I think it’s one of the worst written, worst acted shows on TV. But the only thing that could get me to like something that has to do with it? Why Mass Effect 2 of course. Someone took some clips from the game together, and spliced them into a rather effective CSI-type intro, complete with bad jokes and hot babes. Sadly, no one takes off their sunglasses, because in the future THERE ARE NO SUNGLASSES. Did you see the Illusive Man? Dude spends all day staring at the sun, so what does he do instead of wearing sunglasses? He gets bionic eyes! It’s the future bitches!

I’m still annoyed at the whole red-eye glowing thing. Just because I’m a prick, doesn’t mean Lucifer needs to be possessing my body at all times. Good grief.