Feb 18 2010
Dante’s Internet
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In the year or so since I started blogging, I’ve found myself ingrained into a number of internet communities which will here remain unnamed. But I have stumbled a cross an unwritten set of rules governing these communities, and someone took these general principles and fashioned them into this handy “Dante’s Inferno” type chart.
I would think Spammers would be a bit deeper into the bowels of hell, but I definitely agree with People Who Talk at the Theater being at the bottom. I can never watch Paranormal Activity for the first time again you assholes! In any case, I’d be curious to see some ambitious author write a parody book about Internet Dante making his way through all these circles and battling trolls and what not. I’d write it myself, but I’m too busy correcting other people’s spelling and grammar.
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Imho it looks alot like this
http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20090928
i was with you for paranomal activity… that was rediculous
“why is she standing there? this is about to get scary…”
SHUT UP
People who talk at the theater on par with child molestors? I love it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVxLz6O6MaI
’nuff said
Woo for the Firefly reference!
Where do people that make hard-to-read graphics fit in?
That’s Dante’s Infernet, as my grandma used to say.
Where do web weasels who build sites with rollover ads for quasi-military organizations, loaded up with bombastic Wagnerian music, fit in?
I love how “grammar nazis” are so heinous. It’s been my experience that people who hate “grammar nazis” are the ones who can’t even form a complete sentence or spell at the level of a 5th grader… and then hope to be taken seriously. lol
Sigh.. B tard
I was about to say that there needs to be some punishment involved, but then I imagined being in an afterlife full of fanboys. I’m pretty sure that qualifies as punishment.
Diablo Font ftw
yay firefly reference!
@Anon
if this was done by a /b/tard, this graphic would be one of two things:
-Actually funny
-OVER9000DESUDESUDESUMUDKIPSMOOTBOXXY!!
i rest my case
Where do the server admins fit in? I’m thinking they’re up there with the unholy one.
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>implying trolls aren’t in heaven touching penises with god.