Feb 18 2010

Dante’s Internet

Published by Paul Tassi at 3:00 pm under Images

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In the year or so since I started blogging, I’ve found myself ingrained into a number of internet communities which will here remain unnamed. But I have stumbled a cross an unwritten set of rules governing these communities, and someone took these general principles and fashioned them into this handy “Dante’s Inferno” type chart.

I would think Spammers would be a bit deeper into the bowels of hell, but I definitely agree with People Who Talk at the Theater being at the bottom. I can never watch Paranormal Activity for the first time again you assholes! In any case, I’d be curious to see some ambitious author write a parody book about Internet Dante making his way through all these circles and battling trolls and what not. I’d write it myself, but I’m too busy correcting other people’s spelling and grammar.




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23 Responses to “Dante’s Internet”

  1. Kamyon 18 Feb 2010 at 3:43 pm

    Imho it looks alot like this

    http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20090928

  2. true storyon 18 Feb 2010 at 3:43 pm

    i was with you for paranomal activity… that was rediculous

    “why is she standing there? this is about to get scary…”

    SHUT UP

  3. Madisonon 18 Feb 2010 at 4:17 pm

    People who talk at the theater on par with child molestors? I love it.

  4. hyurion 18 Feb 2010 at 5:24 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVxLz6O6MaI

    ’nuff said

  5. danielon 19 Feb 2010 at 12:28 am

    Woo for the Firefly reference!

  6. Bryanon 19 Feb 2010 at 8:48 am

    Where do people that make hard-to-read graphics fit in?

  7. caralhovskyon 20 Feb 2010 at 3:25 am

    That’s Dante’s Infernet, as my grandma used to say.

  8. kipmartinon 20 Feb 2010 at 3:42 am

    Where do web weasels who build sites with rollover ads for quasi-military organizations, loaded up with bombastic Wagnerian music, fit in?

  9. Daveon 20 Feb 2010 at 3:59 am

    I love how “grammar nazis” are so heinous. It’s been my experience that people who hate “grammar nazis” are the ones who can’t even form a complete sentence or spell at the level of a 5th grader… and then hope to be taken seriously. lol

  10. Anonon 20 Feb 2010 at 4:22 am

    Sigh.. B tard

  11. movie downloadson 20 Feb 2010 at 6:31 am

    I was about to say that there needs to be some punishment involved, but then I imagined being in an afterlife full of fanboys. I’m pretty sure that qualifies as punishment.

  12. JPon 20 Feb 2010 at 1:02 pm

    Diablo Font ftw

  13. toaston 20 Feb 2010 at 3:27 pm

    yay firefly reference!

  14. BKon 20 Feb 2010 at 5:49 pm

    @Anon

    if this was done by a /b/tard, this graphic would be one of two things:

    -Actually funny
    -OVER9000DESUDESUDESUMUDKIPSMOOTBOXXY!!

    i rest my case

  15. trollon 20 Feb 2010 at 11:55 pm

    Where do the server admins fit in? I’m thinking they’re up there with the unholy one.

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    Firefly!!!

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  21. anonymouson 09 Mar 2010 at 3:49 am

    >implying trolls aren’t in heaven touching penises with god.

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