Feb 09 2010
Behind the Scenes of the Brokeback Mountain Sequel

If any of you believed my headline for more than two seconds, I apologize, that was extremely mean. But hey, Hollywood IS rebooting everything these days, so you never know!
For those of you wondering exactly where this wondrous shot came from, it’s on the set of Bandidas, the supremely awful Penelope Cruz/Salma Hayek girls-on-the-run flick where you spend the majority of it trying to tell them apart amidst the chaos. But then again, scenes like the one above happen frequently, so it might be worth checking out, if you can find it.
And lastly, the obligatory question: Cruz or Hayek?
More Unreal Posts
- The Morning Link: Prince Wrote a Song about Salma Hayek
- 15 Great Examples of Celebrities Cross Dressing
- Unreal Moment: Salma Hayek Dancing in From Dusk Till Dawn
- OVERLORD RUSH!
- The Top 10 Baddest Girl Posses in Cinema



































Hayek obv. From dusk till dawn, hello?
Personally? Yeah, Hayek. Pretty much also because of From Dusk Till Dawn.
Depends on the movie I want to bang them in. Lagrange you are 100% right on From Dusk Till Dawn. Also Desperado where you see her full frontal.
But Cruz is one sexy chick when she wants to be. I wanted to marry her in Vanilla Sky. Also, a full frontal moment.
Hayek. Forever and ever. To me Cruz has a weird face.
Yep Hayek gets my vote. Though I would not toss Cruz out of bed.
No wrong answer to that question. I’ll answer Hayek as well.
It’s Hayek, and it isn’t close. Nothing against Cruz, but Hayek is perfection.
Can I choose option C) All of the Above?
hayek all the way. for the boobs.
Salma, definitely. But there is something about Penelope that makes me believe I would have a better chance with her.
That would be a wonderful sequel, a blockbuster I’m sure.
Both. At the same time.
They are both beautiful, but Hayek is my choice by far.
This was already planned out, years ago:
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/poster-the-fur-traders.jpg
Salma’s my #1 lady.
If we are going for looks then Cruz gets my vote.
The lovely miss Salma Hayek. She’s the only woman my wife will let me have an affair with.
[...] The Best Animal Fails (SuperTremendous) 10 Hot Girl Outfits (Coed) Two Hot Lesbos Mountain (Unreality) Posted in [...]
As a heterosexual female, if I was into girls I’d go for Hayek.
Hayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek FTW !!!!!
[...] UnrealityMag posted this snapshot of your favorite Spanish actresses. Enjoy. Like this post? Share it! [...]