Feb 05 2010

A Generation Finds a Hero

Published by Paul Tassi at 1:00 pm under Images, Movies

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So is this:

A) One of Robert Pattinson’s acquaintances, playfully giving him the finger in front of the paparazzi.

B) A random girl boldly standing up to the vampiric idiocy and rabid fandom the man represents.

I choose to believe in Hope, so I’m going with B, and pray that this is the pictorial representation of a new kind of thinking among high school aged females across the country. Maybe this will lead to a decrease of accidental deaths from girls riding off on strangers’ motorcycles or jumping off cliffs in order to get a guy’s attention.



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14 Responses to “A Generation Finds a Hero”

  1. Vegaon 05 Feb 2010 at 1:11 pm

    Hey Paul,

    I so hope you’re right with B)

    I especially like Robert’s face thinking he’s awesome but isn’t, as the girl proves undoubtedly.

    Thx for sharing the pic!

    Vega

  2. Madisonon 05 Feb 2010 at 1:13 pm

    Nice. Even Pattinson seems to appreciate it.

  3. Parker Jammsteinon 05 Feb 2010 at 1:15 pm

    Guillermo Del Toro should just hack off Stephanie Meyer’s arms while Chuck Hogan documents the experience and puts it in the last “Strain” book.
    Seriously, she can’t write, pictured girl’s a heroine.

  4. Patootieon 05 Feb 2010 at 1:44 pm

    Grammar fail haha. theres and extra the in there.

    But still awesome pic someone needs to stick it to those twilighters.

  5. theButterFlyon 05 Feb 2010 at 2:56 pm

    Except for the the person who made this image.

  6. Cherylon 05 Feb 2010 at 3:20 pm

    I actually read somewhere that the girl giving the finger is his sister…I know he has a few sisters…so…I dunno *shrugs*

    P.S. Whomever mentioned The Strain…….AWESOME BOOK!!

  7. Kyleon 05 Feb 2010 at 3:38 pm

    Try C) It is a scene from a new film he’s doing called Remember Me. Seriously, do you guys even take 3 seconds to google anything before posting?

  8. theButterFlyon 05 Feb 2010 at 4:18 pm

    C) is not nearly as funny though.

  9. Paul Tassion 05 Feb 2010 at 4:18 pm

    Who’s that actress then?

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  11. Jason 06 Feb 2010 at 1:55 am

    i don’t know.. looks photoshopped, especially if u look at robert’s head.. but still amusing..

  12. LordChristoon 06 Feb 2010 at 4:29 am

    This would almost be worth reposting, except. . . you can’t make fun of someone and have a grammar error. . . this could have been epic, instead, it falls into that other category.

  13. Ellieon 06 Feb 2010 at 11:35 pm

    Y’know—if life was a romantic comedy—they would be engaged in two years.

  14. theButterFlyon 07 Feb 2010 at 8:19 am

    @Ellie - 2 years? If it were a romcom they would be married in 45 minutes.

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