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Why hello there crazy Pokemon girl, there’s someone I’d like you to meet, Crazy Star Wars guy.  I hope the two of you have a long and happy life together and I’ll send you a Pikachu dressed as Darth Vader for your wedding present.

In actuality, this is some English chick who set the Guiness World Record for most pieces of Pokemon crap with 16,000 items collected. Let’s say the average price of each toy was $5 (though it’s probably closet to $10 or $15) and that adds up to, uh, carry the one, WAY TOO MUCH DAMN MONEY SPENT ON POKEMON SHIT.

She does look happy though…