You might think cat ironing is cruel, but to be fair, this is what the kitten looked like beforehand.

Do you think he set it to purrrrmentant press? Heh. Is that even an ironing term? That’s not really my area of expertise as a I currently have a job that theoretically requires zero clothes at all. This does annoy my roommate somewhat.

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Because sometimes real life is cooler than you think.

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While we here at Unreality don’t tend to focus all that much on T&A even I must admit that the Olympic spirit has got my hormones in a tizzy.  And with all these skiing chicks posing in bathing suits I figured I’d shed those hormones onto you people.

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The Countdown

They hate us, want to have sex with us and are slimy - [Heavy]

Aha!  So James Franco is studying at film school now - [Filmdrunk]

John Krasinski is a front runner to be Captain America - [Pajiba]

News reporter has a pants accident - [Manofest]

iTunes is doing just fine with its 10 billion downloads - [DJ Mick]

Automaker creates a green voltron car - [Asylum]

The best musical revue in the history of man - [Screenjunkies]

The weirdest tan people picture you’ll see all day - [Attuworld]

Things in your apartment that will scare women away - [Guyism]

Granny’s got a gun so watch out - [Gammasquad]

Under the under the red hood - [Topless Robot]

The best viral video footage of the week - [Linkiest]

The 12 funniest hummer license plates - [Brobible]

Is this not the coolest thing you’ve seen all day?  Good Lord the amount of analysis is endless.  Clearly Pulp Fiction has zero business having any action figures but I want these NOW.  Let’s dig in.

First.  Ages 18 and up.  Not sure I’ve ever seen that on a “toy” before.    Second.  I love how “The Gimp” text is bigger than all the others.

Third.  That they chose to feature only characters associated with the rape scene not to mention feature them bloodied up is beyond my comprehension.

I wish they could have thrown in The Wolf and Jules.  Well, they were almost there.  Check out these little guys.

I wonder if someday, in like 10,000 years there will be religions spawned out of modern day pop culture. Like you know that one movie with Sean Connery, where after the apocalypse everyone started thinking the Wizard of Oz was like the new Bible?

I think the Legend of Zelda could be one of those things that could be greatly misinterpreted, especially if they find things like this lying around.

Zelda’s a good start, but with all the Star Wars crap in the world today, I figure that would be the stuff most prevalently found in archeological digs the future. “It appears 21st century humans believed in some sort of divine force that lives in everything. They worshiped a man called “Skywalker” and said he was to bring balance to this ‘force.’ A man called Vader used this force for evil, and the world was torn in two because of this conflict.”

Now I just feel like I’m having some sort of weird dream and I wrote it all down into a post.

Nothing’s cooler than little kids in exceptionally badass costumes, which is why I feel obligated to post this tiny rendition of Voltron for you today. I love pictures like these, because you know someday this girl’s going to grow up and thanks to the internet, this will be floating around forever. “MOOOOOM, why is there a picture of me dressed up like a robot on the internet?”

This being said, I’m totally dressing my kid up in crazy crap when I eventually churn some out some day. What? It’s more humane than doing it to dogs or cats, who don’t have a choice. You think that at the time, these kids don’t believe they are the most awesome people on the planet? And usually, they are.

Since Chat Roulette became the crack cocaine of the internet over the last month, someone decided to go and make a mini-documentary about it, which you can see above. It’s just a short analysis of the site, and a little bit of a demographic breakdown of the chatters among three very appropriate groups: guys, girls and perverts.

It also features the very unsurprising stat that funny looking guys get nexted all the time, and hot girls never do. Life’s just not fair is it?

I know Madison already wrote about his experiences with Chat Roulette, but here are some of my highlights in my very brief time with the site.

- Getting into a yelling match with Ohio State fans once I told them I went to Michigan. I eventually nexted them out of spite.

- Having a fifteen year old girl do a booty dance for me (something I did NOT request). I’m really glad I don’t have a teenage girl in this day and age of technology.

- A really hot girl chatting for a bit, then panning down to her crotch where sure enough, there was a giant dong. “Epic trap,” she said. Scarring.

- About 50 or so other dongs of various shapes and sizes. I had no idea there were this many insane people in the world who desperately want to whack off in real time in front of random people all over the world.

- A heartbreaking exchange where I talked to a very cute, tattooed Australian girl for a solid twenty minutes, which is like three years in Chat Roulette time. Then tragically, when she lifted up her laptop to take me outside and show me what a real Outback barbecue looked like, we were tragically disconnected, and she was lost to the oblivion. I’m still pretty sad about that.

Nothing good can come of this infernal site.

Sometimes I have an idea for a post and it goes nowhere. I won’t be able to find enough of the images or videos I need, and something I thought could have been fun ultimately goes nowhere.

Well, the opposite happened this time around. I wanted to write a post about Lego renditions of video game franchises, and after a brief period searching, I was able to find an absolutely excellent Lego version for almost every major game that popped into my head. If you thought Lego gaming only extended to Batman, Harry Potter and Indiana Jones, think again. With how cool these are, you might see Lego Bioshock, Lego Halo or Lego God of War sometime in the future.

Check out the gallery below, and if you can think of any major series I missed, let me know and I’ll hunt for it. The only one I thought of that I couldn’t find so far was Devil May Cry. I don’t know the exact source for most of these, but Saber-Scorpion had some good ones.

I left the game titles out on purpose, I think it’s more fun that way:

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MLB 2K10 comes out next week and while I personally don’t think baseball translates to the medium of video games very well, the bar for MLB 2K10 really could not be any lower.  I’m curious to see how the game does considering that last year’s edition of MLB 2K is one of the most-complained about, glitch-filled games to ever be released.  Really, 2K Sports could simply repackage Bases Loaded for the NES and it would have been an improvement.

From what I’ve seen of MLB 2K10, it looks like the batting stances of each player are depicted pretty accurately and the game itself looks decent enough.  But perhaps most important in any sports game is the gameplay itself, and just a few glitches can totally ruin the experience.  Take a look at how egregious some of MLB 2K9’s glitches are below, and for the sake of 2K Sports, let’s hope they’ve improved the latest edition.

As an aside, what were your favorite video baseball games?  Are there any current ones that are worth playing?  My personal favorite was Baseball Stars; the gameplay and customization were tops.

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It must be a very strange feeling to be a member of the Paparazzi.  Think about it.  Your sole job is to get the most candid photos of famous people that you can.  In other words your job is to follow these people wherever they go and completely invade their privacy.  There are those that argue “well it’s their job and a celebrity’s job is to know this.”  That may be true but I can tell you right now I’d be pissed as all hell if I knew that hundreds of people were trying to take my picture at every waking moment.

On the flip side, if it weren’t for these people I guess we wouldn’t get to see celebrities act “human.”  After all they are not their movie characters and even we as audience members can get wrapped up in that sometimes.

Photographer Alison Jackson has some fantastic candids of celebrities that I thought you’d enjoy…..

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