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	<title>Comments on: You Cannot Beat the J.J. Abrams Board Game</title>
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		<title>By: ShisaKayasp</title>
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		<dc:creator>ShisaKayasp</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2011 21:03:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week a very important meeting took place among God, the Pope and Moses. They were troubled because the President of the United States was behaving in an inappropriate manner and there were many people who saw nothing wrong in what he had done. They decided that the only course of action left was to create an 11th Commandment to get their message across. 

Now, the problem remained exactly how to word this new commandment so that it matched the other commandments in style and holy inspiration. After great meditation and discussion they concluded: &quot;Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff.&quot;

                 
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last week a very important meeting took place among God, the Pope and Moses. They were troubled because the President of the United States was behaving in an inappropriate manner and there were many people who saw nothing wrong in what he had done. They decided that the only course of action left was to create an 11th Commandment to get their message across. </p>
<p>Now, the problem remained exactly how to word this new commandment so that it matched the other commandments in style and holy inspiration. After great meditation and discussion they concluded: &#8220;Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: chelsea</title>
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		<dc:creator>chelsea</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 16:43:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tuesday is Groundhog&#039;s Day.  the producers chose that day to premier the new season on purpose.  they may switch it back to Wednesday or Thursday... why would you dislike the best show on tv being on Tuesday?  or Monday at 4am or any other time?  you&#039;re starting to sound like a separatist....]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tuesday is Groundhog&#8217;s Day.  the producers chose that day to premier the new season on purpose.  they may switch it back to Wednesday or Thursday&#8230; why would you dislike the best show on tv being on Tuesday?  or Monday at 4am or any other time?  you&#8217;re starting to sound like a separatist&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: JapJay</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/01/29/you-cannot-beat-the-jj-abrams-board-game/#comment-58550</link>
		<dc:creator>JapJay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 20:48:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I should really start watching Lost at some point.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I should really start watching Lost at some point.</p>
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