Jan 28 2010
Elvis Was Awesome

I think we all know that Elvis was good at moving the pelvis, but did you know he was also a great spanker? I guess you learn something new everyday.
Captions anyone?
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“THERE’S NO PEANUT BUTTER IN MY SAMMICH, WOMAN”
“I told you to quit poopin’ in my sandbox!”
This was from “Blue Hawaii”.
The girl that Elvis is spanking was in “love” with him and so she tried to kill (?) herself when Elvis rejected her.
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“Weeeeeeeelllllll that’s one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, let’s go cat go!”
“Say it!”
“You’re the king! YOU’RE THE KING!!!”
I warned you to lay off of my blue suede shoes!
Elvis’s interpretation of a high 5 is a little different than the rest of us!
Raise your right hand… repeat after me, “I Elvis Presley”
Now hold still, let me get this